Andrew Lynch

Sarcastic observer of pop culture, WWE, and life's absurdities. Heart of gold for friends. Rascal by nature. Delightfully irreverent but tastefully refined.

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

Oh I bet I know what day @RealKhaylee is looking forward to.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

All the best people declare war on Hogwarts. Have you ever considered dividing your gender identity into separate pieces and storing it in hidden objects, so you can’t be invalidated to death?

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

Ahem. @CCoderDyne

[Hazy @loveroftrvth]

Can white nationalists on my timeline please calm down with the lusting after Asian women

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

@SkipTerrio @Devon_Eriksen_ @AnEriksenWife You won’t regret it.

[Lady Demosthenes @LadyDemosthenes]

My toddler just handed me a sock. Does this mean that Mommy is a free elf?

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

Thanks Marie Calendar for ruining Wednesday night dinner

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

Things I've googled while writing an urban fantasy novel: how hot phoenix fire would burn, whether lightning hits the Gateway Arch, and how fast a ballroom dancer can run in dress shoes.

[Terry Matalas @TerryMatalas]

My work here is done.

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

@heartsabustin Oh we’re not burying him. He’s getting cremated. He doesn’t need one for that. We can bring over some dress clothes, but he’s narcissistic enough to think someone is going to pay for him to have a full casket and burial plot and funeral and such.

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

My uncle has been in the hospital for about a week now.

As I’ve been open about my feelings on this uncle, I keep waiting for him to stop being an anchor dragging my family down.

Well today he said “I need a black suit.”

It might finally be happening.

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

Taylor Swift would have sued Napster even more than Lars Ulrich did

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

HEY

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

@vetjr89 30,000 years is still better than Bella “I’m going to be a dad?!” Ramsay.

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

I think I’ll save it.

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

@literally_chad She’d be out the door so fast if she tried any of that on me.

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

The point was clearly communicated in the post you were too illiterate to read and understand.

[Ludonarrative Architect @jtalyon]

I see, so you are incapable of communicating your point.

I will ask you something simple then to find out if you are worthy of engaging with so that if you aren't there are receipts so women don't feel threatened by you when you run your mouth:

What is your profession?

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

Guess who is already in the shop when I clocked in for my shift

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

lol.

Started vibing with a Blue Hair who has a serious thing for Jason Todd.

Several minutes later her cardigan with a diamond-pattern guy shows up.

And I’m just over here chuckling.

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

@DeplorableChuc3 @cigarsandlegs

[Andrew Lynch @GentlemanRascal]

@cigarsandlegs I would conquer kingdoms for her.

[. @LoneStarTexian]

Made one joke and now my TL has been filling up with Asian baddies like I have state secrets