Gentleman Trader

Quant Trader | Crypto & Equity Investor

[Gentleman Trader @gentlemant_]

@Hedgeye ⌛️

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me and the SpaceX cleaning lady celebrating the IPO

[Gentleman Trader @gentlemant_]

@michaeljburry $TSLA

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

“Just one more bull run, I promise to take profits this time.”

[Caleb @CalebSol]

I'm tired

[Stock PlayMaker 🌐 @stockplaymaker1]

POV: YOU CHECK YOUR PORTFOLIO EVERY 5 MINUTES TO SEE IF ANYTHING BOUNCED 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

When Jim Cramer says you “murdered Bitcoin” and now the bottom is officially in

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

When you realize the best performing stock in your portfolio is the one you bought by mistake

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

IMAGINE A FUTURE WHERE THE CIA SITS ON THE FACT THAT THEY INVENTED BITCOIN UNTIL 1 BTC IS WORTH $100,000,000.

THEN THEY SELL SATOSHI’S STASH ($110T), WIPE OUT THE NATIONAL DEBT, AND CEMENT THEIR PLACE IN HISTORY AS THE GREATEST DEEP STATE OPERATION EVER.

[Gentleman Trader @gentlemant_]

@MrSP3CTRE_x10 🤯

[Cassandra Unchained @michaeljburry]

Shorting is a world filled with slippery slopes and sand castles. The sand castles are real, and vulnerable, but the slippery slopes drive men insane and ultimately prevent most from being properly positioned when the castle is washed away.

[kuno @kunoo]

Me managing my $100 portfolio

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

"Are you gonna take profit this time or just screenshots?"

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

That friend you told to buy bitcoin at $126,000

[Lucas @LockedInLucas]

Me when my crypto coins are
5% after a -90%

[voided @voided]

Me after closing a losing trade at breakeven

[Gentleman Trader @gentlemant_]

@HedgeFundFomo I saw the previous version before you deleted it… Interesting how the profit magically went up

[Tekee @Tekeee]

Me with a $500 portfolio trying to follow whale strategies

[JC Investing @AIInvestorHQ]

Long term investors watching 20 year olds retire of semiconductors