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I’m afraid of large machinery how are you? they/them

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

What is your favorite moment or scene from "Pilot", the first episode of TWIN PEAKS?

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@giantmendez It keeps getting better. 3.5 years in right now! Life is good. I don’t know you personally but reach out if you ever want!

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@nora_charles Amen

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@Glacialibrarian Haha yeah I tried to rub it clean so many times.

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@Glacialibrarian @PortiaNoir Haha I was like “what is wrong with their hairlines??” AI or inbreeding would explain it.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

There is growing evidence that being overweight – according to the established body mass index thresholds – doesn’t lead to an earlier death. https://t.co/3LwJO8Y9Zn

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@Blackamazon @deray Why does she also have a diaper on haha

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@YioneUmami Glad you said the egg rolls were good bc I was over here thinking “uh oh Covid is still out here”

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@djamiempls @shiftedshaped I’ve had success with Southview animal hospital in west Saint Paul. If not you can call the u of mn dispatch and they can help tell you which spot might have openings

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@mollywidstrom because demand is really low and they're garbage

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@NourtneyG Who was the first to suggest they eat the oldest guy to save oxygen??

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Someone frauded my credit card I’m mostly insulted that they tried to spend $300 on Shein. First of all how. 10 pairs of pants is like $0.30

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@SoNotSnow In this economy*?

*air quality

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So banks can get bailed out but a goddamn hospital closes??

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One of the best parts of summer is taking off my pants immediately after getting home

[Norweezy 🇳🇴 @Norweezy89]

@PicturesFoIder

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@Jabrwcky My fave tech innovation is Big Mouth Billy Bass

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Me as an English major: ugh why do parents use babytalk it’s so gross and useless!
Me 15 years later to my adult spouse: Will you do a wipey for see see*?
*Wipe the windshield