genuine ground

“are you those podcast girls?” dropping episodes every Monday #GGgang

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she’s a 10, but has a podcast

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never settle!! date someone that knows the owners of all your favorite bars so they can comp your drinks instead of finding some guy to pick up your squad’s tab

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idk why he hasn’t gotten the hint that I’m in love with him?? I’ve been playing hard to get like everyone has told me to & I’ve literally left him on read for 3 years…

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the number one thing I want in a man? umm not much… just someone who is driven, financially independent, emotionally available, loyal & respectful, funny, really obsessed with me and it would be sick if he was a professional athlete ya know?

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welcome to thotumn 🍂🍁

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if he doesn’t save any names with the phone numbers in his messages app, 99% he’s a cheater

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discovering what you don’t want is just as important is finding what you do

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GG gang! help a small business by leaving us a positive review on Apple podcasts 😊 xoxo, the girls

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remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life

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daily reminder: chase your dreams

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two words: espresso martinis

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ever throw on an amazing outfit… you look like a 12/10, hair did, make up done & your boyfriend walks in thinking it’s okay to show up wearing a sports team t-shirt with a pair loafers? do better Chad. level up.

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happy 1 year anniversary to @genuine_ground 🖤

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“dating is hard because if you ask too many questions, you're an interviewer, and if you don't ask enough questions, you're self absorbed, and if you don't know how you act on dates, you have too many vodka sodas.” - Hannah Berner

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me watching my own ig story: wow she’s so fun and cute

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When the pandemic ends, we should introduce the 3-day weekend. It's time.

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even if you are fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends not asking a moody girl “are you on your period?”

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just your reminder to schedule a therapy appointment :) show love to thy self

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turns out that sometimes I actually like household chores I just don't like it when someone tells me to do them

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instead of waking up this morning to a “wyd” text from last night, i woke up to a 14 second long voicemail from this one guy rapping the lyrics to ��i’m upset” by drake since i didn’t answer his phone call. i think i have a crush now because honestly a+ for creativity