BixBigsby

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[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

@BC_Citcon Nick, you've posted 63,949 times in four and a half years. That's an average of 2.4 of your sweaty, horrible posts per waking hour. Read what you just wrote to a family member; touch grass.

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

@KeithWOaCrew *half of everything

[The Discourse Lover @Trillburne]

the QAnon slogan "where we go one, we go all" is great. I've been workshopping some additional slogans in that same vein:
-When patriots must, therefore such as.
-We are all of us, are going am honest.
-Citizen leave the oven on?
-We do you you smell that, smells like burning

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

I'm upset that navigation tools aren't called route systems

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

I wanna write a self-help book about keeping your house tidy, and call it "In the Grand Clean of Things" and I'll be the first author specializing in custodial literature to receive death threats over the title of their book. That clears like, three items off my bucket list.

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

@keithnunez_1 Yo buy me a ticket from #yyj to Havana please. One way is fine. So generous.

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

Oh for sure I'd love to hang out but my cats really need a shoulder to cry on right now. you understand.

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

oh my god https://t.co/unNP5kME4I

[Papa Roach @paparoach]

To Iranian President Rouhani: LOSING MY SIGHT, LOSING MY MIND, WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I’M FINE, NOTHING’S ALRIGHT, NOTHING IS FINE, I’M RUNNING AND IM CRYING. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

@elonmusk "I am not a top donor" what an interesting choice of words

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

I walked past a homeless guy and he said, "you ever try turkey sandwich?" and when I answered yes then he said, "thought so, bitch." Frankly it was a pretty spectacular own, and I respect him more than any of you.

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

we need a disney princess that is a white guy who runs a street wear company.
we need a disney princess that is a white guy who runs a street wear company.
we need a disney princess that is a white guy who runs a street wear company.
we need a disney princess that is a wh

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

@tylorstandley "May the means of production be in the hands of the proletariat." 😄

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

@Nestle How about you put your money where your mouth is, @Nestle. You've had rate of $2.50 for every million litres you take from BC, while hundreds of reservations have drinking water advisories. Do Canadians see any benefit from having Nestlé's water operation in Canada?

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

@KrangTNelson @TheAtlantic Finally! SJWs in opera have had it too easy for too long.

[wint @dril]

i despise the toilet. id love nothing more than to kick it through the wall and shatter it into 100 shards of wet porcelain. But i need it

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

I️ have immense respect for the women who spoke out about the degrading and disgusting situations that Louis C.K. chose to drag them into...

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL. America, we have a problem. https://t.co/cznGPomtDz

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

@VicBergerIV @bakedalaska This makes me happy

[BixBigsby @GenuineMarshall]

@NewYorker You just know she'd be proud 🙄🙄🙄