calvin sauce

I saw the sign

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When people tell me my tweets are funny but never give any likes

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Yeah Godzilla Minus One was good but give me 10 navy seals and a couple blackhawks and I’ll show you a 5 minute movie

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ppl who kiss tenderly at the airport are next level

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@ineedtorebrand Gotta get Jodi Highroller back out there

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I miss facebook and how people would upload the same profile picture 5 times just zoomed in diff levels and one with the French flag

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@ineedtorebrand Those things are expensive

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At jury duty and proud to serve #iserve

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Malls are back baby! @WSquareMall

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@ineedtorebrand bada bing

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Why is it everyone over 80 has just a touch of southern twang

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@tkylemac It’s my milk
YOU DRINK TOO MUCH OF IT

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@lasagna_slut1 The first one is good!

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@lexpinkstarbrst You can do this!

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This is what happens when people stop being polite and start being real

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I’m not 100% but pretty sure I saw Elizabeth Warren driving on Sandy today

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Did everyone make leprechaun traps in grade school or was that just my school?

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Alpha brain: put onion powder on onions

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Owning a dog has taught me that, at minimum, there is a lone chicken bone on every block.

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You can sell anything on fb marketplace if you call it mid century modern

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The male urge to comment on how good of a fire you just made while camping

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must be looking hella approachable today bc everybody just coming up being friendly like we’re at Subway or something lmao 🤗😨