ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs...

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

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⠀⠀⠀🜃 —– ʙ̵ᴏ̵ᴜ̵ɴ̵ᴛ̵ʏ̵ ̵ʜ̵ᴜ̵ɴ̵ᴛ̵ᴇ̵ʀ̵ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇʀ.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐼 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑎𝑦𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡.
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[، 𝐬͟𝐭͟𝐞͟𝐥͟𝐥͟𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐢͟𝐬͟. @starfellvortex]

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⠀⠀⠀ 旅 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘳. — ☼ 𝓛𝗎𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖾。
⠀⠀⠀ 行 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.
⠀⠀⠀ 者 𝖠 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗈 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀. 𖦹 ▍▏

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ┄─┘

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

Her comment rouses a snort from the Inazuman, who folds his arms behind his head and relaxes on the ground. A challenging look flashes across golds, and his smirk turns a touch sinister.

"So I've seen. Don't worry. I'll be more careful next time."

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

@qilinsblood 🐙 play who makes you happy!!!! (but personally I would miss your ganyu, heh)

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

@qilinsblood @ghostaphiliac 🐙 this is injustice wtf

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

"Now now, don't underestimate the durability of a human cranium."

He almost loses his grip, but with a firm tug brings her down so her forehead bumps lightly against his. A smirk accompanies the glimmer in his eyes.

"—See? Look at that. No cracks."

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

I'm sure. Don't worry, a thick skull like yours won't easily split open. You're gonna be juuuuuust fine.

[Her biting only serves to amuse him further, and now both hands are at her face, working to squish her cheeks and make funny expressions.]

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

🐙 Visibility purposes. Someone thinks they won't get much attention here. 👀

[重影 ;; 𝐇𝐔 𝐓𝐀𝐎! ❒ ❀࿔₊° 💉 @ghostaphiliac]

;; accidentally took it down,, but wabam! try your best!

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

@ghostaphiliac 🐙 the game is afoot (again)

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

[Smirking, he reaches up to cup her cheek. Gloves thumb brushes over her lips.]

Half of those claims are true. I just can't tease the hell out of you if your skull's cracked open.

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

@Electro_Yuheng 🐙 So you have chosen death.

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

Sure did. I missed you, y'know?

[And that's when he lifts her off the ground, tipping over, and—falling flat on his back, with the director on top.]

I lost my motivation halfway through the lift. Now we're here, I guess.

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

@SINFULCRYO 🐙 you alright? Slide on away if you need someone to talk to.

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

[His strides become increasingly longer until he's right in front of the poor woman.]

Your hubris will be your downfall—

[Aaaaaand he goes in with a bear hug in preparation for the flip!

Except... There's no flip. Just a hug. He grins against her ear.]

Just kidding.

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

It's Suplex Sunday, Hu Tao. You shall be punished for your horny crimes on main.

[Sloooooowly approaching, arms outstretched.]

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

🙂🙂🙂 I am here by request and popular demand. Please assume the position.

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

That's not how say suplex.

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

@YOURDEARM4STER // I believe in you, reject awakeness, return to slumber

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

@YOURDEARM4STER 🐙 that sucks. been there. I recommend elephant tranquilizers—

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

Fits about as well as a large bra would over your—

Ah, about that. What if I told you I spent my earnings on new shirts because someone went and ruined my old ones?

[ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀs... @geocarved]

That's a funny way to pronounce 'incredible'.

—Ooh. You're buying, right? You know I love being treated to free meals by my favorite client.