Geoff Webster

Keen golfer and real tennis player - not particularly good at either. Have a consulting business with my wife. Getting old much too quickly.

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@theaussiegolfer @FOXSportsAUS Can only assume that @FOXSportsAUS was given Masters exclusivity on the condition that @paulgow wasn’t allowed anywhere near the place. He is the bottom of the golf commentary barrel. #gowhastogo

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Hey @karlstefanovic - an asterisk is a text symbol. Asterix is a Belgian comic book character. Not that difficult really.

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Spoke too soon. We now have @DanHicksNBC and @mpressel. Dan’s good, but Morgan….

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Anyone else enjoying having @grantboone and @Kstupples as the lead commentators for the @uswomensopen ? Definitely the #ateam

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An early front runner for the stupidest question asked during the @PGAChampionship

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So, lead story tonight on @9NewsMelb is the worsening situation in the Middle East. Second? A fight outside a pub in Windsor. An hour news bulletin and that’s the sort of shit story you think warrants second billing. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

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@Steve_Dimo “we accept that hunting is a legitimate activity”. You’re a coward, and as much of a barbarian as these pathetic people that you’re protecting. They kill things for recreation. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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@DPWorldTour so some amateur clown in the #DubaiInvitational who insists on smoking a f$&@ing cigar also just scuffed the green right near the hole in his attempt to jump out of the way. What a knob.

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Can’t we have @alicialoxley as the permanent 6pm newsreader on @9NewsMelb ? Personable, intelligent - what more could you ask for from a newsreader?

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Watching @DanTehanWannon on ABC. #OMG . If that’s the best that the opposition has, we can only hope he never gets into government.

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Very telling. The better educated you are, the more likely you were to vote Yes.

https://t.co/TdjlFZRuky

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@Mon4Kooyong By all means open up to extra routes, but Qatar? An airline that took women off flights to perform non-consensual physical examinations? They shouldn’t be allowed to fly into our country, let alone be given increased access.

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The great thing about watching #TheOpen in Australia is enjoying the UK commentary from people like Sam Torrance, Ken Brown and Mark James. All I’m hearing is American accents and which University the players went to. Seriously? It’s The Open, not some meaningless PGA Tour event.

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@JBHiFi maybe sack the person responsible for checking the copy on your ads? Or sent them back to primary school maybe? Gifts is plural - NO APOSTROPHE. It’s not that f$@&ing difficult. Probably should be grateful they didn’t put one after the s in last…

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Spot the difference #nzopen

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Any reason why the tv coverage of the #NZOpen wants to keep us in the dark about the state of the leaderboard?

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Interesting fact - wonder who the leader is? Wonder who the 20 players are? Any chance of a leaderboard? #noidea #NZOpen

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⁦@livgolf_league⁩ hasn’t been kind to Greg Norman…

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Incredibly reassuring to have someone of the calibre of ⁦@tanya_plibersek⁩ in charge of the environment portfolio. https://t.co/As55rrw7Md

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Don’t think I’ve ever seen the water level in Elsternwick Park lake so low - anyone know why? @BaysideCouncil