Geoff

New Yorker. Don't take this feed too seriously.

[Geoff @geoffbart]

Verifying myself: I am geoffbart on https://t.co/Q4G0RP3bZE. vfQDOTbbwJtIEL7w56mP12d0bYznMC5nabRf / https://t.co/XIs2yJhtto

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

God gave us math.

[Soviet Sergey @SovietSergey]

@DonaldJTrumpJr

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

And it’s confirmed. With Stephen Miller’s positive test, we now know that the virus can be transferred *back* from humans to bats.

[Geoff @geoffbart]

@k2j2neis @IKEAUSA Same @ikeausa
Ive been trying to place a delivery order for a week and can't process it or get anyone on the phone @saraantes

[Geoff @geoffbart]

@OgreGlang @NYC_DOT Same. Hasn’t worked in over a week. Deleted and re-downloaded app. Reentered cc. Etc. nothing. WTF?!

[Geoff @geoffbart]

Get tickets to our monthly book club at @MEATBALLERS discussing The Incendiaries by R. O. Kwon: https://t.co/63HrVTctkJ via @TastingTable

[Geoff @geoffbart]

Cue: "I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEF" https://t.co/FWxBSPnl2Y via @TastingTable

[Geoff @geoffbart]

If @TheLobsterLady1's victory at the @TastingTable #LobsterRumble didn't make your heart skip 3 beats last night, we don't know what will: https://t.co/bfmWSOdUOr via @TastingTable

[Geoff @geoffbart]

Save the date for @TastingTable's Lobster Rumble, the best, butteriest event of summer: https://t.co/dB0HHefWTt

[Geoff @geoffbart]

How to Pull off an Easy Holiday Gathering: https://t.co/1YRU62E60t via @TastingTable @NOLETSGins #spon

[Geoff @geoffbart]

Join @AliceWaters and Jake Gyllenhaal for an evening benefiting Edible Schoolyard, @ESYNYC: https://t.co/mcJKJf6oZ7 via @TastingTable

[Geoff @geoffbart]

"[Failed nazis after WWII] lived the rest of their lives in shame and now rest in hell...." Powerful little vid https://t.co/FNYwLsBjGA

[Geoff @geoffbart]

The magical culinary island you've never heard of: https://t.co/x2tdAJDAWU via @TastingTable

[Geoff @geoffbart]

We see your sangria and raise you this charred peach rosé version: https://t.co/Wr3RLTV4gM via @TastingTable

[Geoff @geoffbart]

Summer nights and outdoor parties call for sweet and tart spiked peach lemonade: https://t.co/OwOprSWRrs via @TastingTable @NOLETSGins #spon

[Geoff @geoffbart]

These 3 sweet and salty tropical marinades will change your grilling game this summer https://t.co/p1knGyzlrw @DoleTweets #spon

[Amalia✨ @amaliatown]

If you think the #RompHim is a new thing our fashion-pioneering generation has come up with, that's just straight up erroneous.

[ACLU @ACLU]

Actually, in America, we don't have to worship God if we don't want to. https://t.co/0mTDVyfI0E

[Geoff @geoffbart]

We can't get enough of this traditional Spanish one-pan pasta: https://t.co/Mwhwjtd8PV via @TastingTable