Ge-off

It's pronounced Jeff

[Ge-off @GeoffBartner]

CEO of GameStop George Sherman said to reporters today, “We have the latest available games in our stores and digital marketplace. Plus when you finish you can trade games back for in store credit!” when asked about GameStop’s role as the catalyst for the next economic collapse

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Did I just solve the DMV?

You wait for long periods and don’t talk to anyone, resulting in feeling isolated, stressed, and angry.

The solution? A bar.

Use the wait time to drink and chat before driving back home. Plus the DMVs 6 points of ID makes underage drinking impossible!

[Ge-off @GeoffBartner]

My favorite baseball team reached out to me today

[Ge-off @GeoffBartner]

In my dream a man was telling me how he was paying for an experimental surgery to cure a wild deer’s colorblindness.

He told me “I’ve built the circus, I’ve gathered the monkeys, now it’s showtime.”

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Dudes be putting more effort into their keeper football league than they do to keeper girl that’s out of their league. Football.

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Living in New Jersey. Am I crazy or is this an insane thing to force me to look at while I pee

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@sweersie @NYJ_Matt Has Woody ever been right about a front office in his tenure as owner

[Ge-off @GeoffBartner]

Tuesday, July 15th

[Ge-off @GeoffBartner]

There is one person out there right now who will look you dead in the eyes and tell you with all their heart that Herb Jones is there favorite basketball player

[Ge-off @GeoffBartner]

“I heard that..”
“They say..”
“I saw an article..”
Weak, boring, vague and seems unreliable

“Whispers back east do tell of..”
“The streets babble about..”
“My friends high and low say..”
Strong, captivating, reveals your desire to always be well informed

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Now they have to change the locks too, they’re so messy

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Trump presents @ElonMusk with a gold key to the White House for his service. 🔑🇺🇸

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Anyone got the time?

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How it feels to be a spider jockey fan these days

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Been posting comments on LinkedIn like it’s Twitter and it’s healing me

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@MattHatesSports He is a top 3 worst owner in the nfl, he would be far worse than textor. I’m praying he would have no involvement, or voice at the club

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This of course being a companion product of a my project funded the Qatarian state that connects users globally to a B2B consumer marketing/targeted ad forum, driven by 2 guys in Bangladesh, that employs community outreach tactics to inform clients if it’s raining

[Ge-off @GeoffBartner]

I’m starting a grassroots funded, user end focused, technological conglomerate integration platform, which uses neural network based AI algorithm computing with cloud communication comparability to seamlessly calculate and display, in real time, the temperature outside

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Ridiculous statement when in reality both of these “difficult” things have the same answer

You have to dominate the box

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Chad Johnson on ESPN's First Take: "The two most difficult things in life are hitting a baseball and keeping a woman happy long term."

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@Beniesta_ Time to take over their rival and surpass them in every way