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Old, fat, grumpy. What's not to like?

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@StevieVanZandt Have you ever heard John Farnham’s cover of Help!?

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@gilescoren Please leave Australia out of this Giles, take NZ instead. Think of it, two islands for the price of one. Bargain!

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@icelandcricket Were many of the English women’s team there too?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Is the American President threatening Bruce at the end of that rant? Where does trump stand on the first amendment?

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@USEmbAustralia @BOM_au If an American needs rescuing, please let us know. Once they’ve accepted our quote and paid in full, help will be on its way!

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@englandcricket Is “wicket” a new type of pie?

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@Anthonywodillon “"many millions of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people” - Indigenous Australians make up about 3% of the total Australian population, meaning about 800,000. And that’s including the majority of the 3% whose connection is via a distant ancestor.

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@sharrond62 @OliLondonTV Smug, self-righteous beaches

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@OliLondonTV Maximum fine, maximum gaol sentence.
JSO declared a terrorist organisation

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@sharrond62 @katherine_deves @PaulineHansonOz We have Labor governments, mostly controlled by the left wing of their party, federally and in all mainland states. We’ve just dumped the Queensland lefty government for the right-leaning LNP, hopefully will do it federally next May.

Right of centre does not equal trump!

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@madrid_mike I fought the Law (and the Law Won)

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@RoadknightThe Knight to Remember

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@LakotaMan1 Absolutely beautiful!

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@RoadknightThe @MarcFennell Well done good Knight! Everything anyone in Australia has, whether it be clothing, footwear, entire contents of homes, all forms of transport, cabling, piping, or anything that has a wheel, wouldn’t have happened without the arrival of the First Fleet.

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@RpsAgainstTrump I’m an Australian. Do Americans say “vessel” when we say “wanker”?

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@kangaroos991 As always, Ron is being polite

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@Anthonywodillon Conveniently overlooking the fact that the longer the campaign went, the higher the No vote became.
Arguing with Albo as to whether the Statement from the Heart was 1 page (Albo) or 26 pages (Davis) wasn’t helpful.

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@PointBlankSpain Just watched it on Disney+. We loved it!
Sadly, probably the closest we’re going to see him here in Australia.

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@AccountableGOP Is this what then K lan look like without their sheets?

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@joncoopertweets “They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs” ….