In a live-cross, two tv presenters dressed in top hats, tell a couple they’ve won a king-size posturepedic bed, then realise it won’t fit in their bedroom. Gripping drama that keeps serious television alive
Not that I could ever be a vegetarian, but watching Clarkson’s Farm and seeing the pigs, sheep, and cows being loaded onto a truck heading to the abattoir makes feel sad and just a tad guilty
@SteveCaple4 My favourite berry. As a young boy in London I discovered them growing wildly at the bottom of our garden. Would eat them with evaporated milk
Once upon a time I would retire in nothing but my birthday suit. These days it’s fleecy pyjamas and wooly bed socks. Thankfully there’s still no nightcap and no teeth in a jar. One has to draw the line somewhere
Reading a paperback for the first time in years. No batteries, no updates no subscriptions. The old ways really are the best. I’m two chapters away from churning my own butter and writing letters by candlelight
@SteveCaple4 Only a guess, but I think mice are “having a go” at the windfalls from the mandarin tree. Some are hollowed out, others the peels are left like confetti. It’s just as well I’m not very fond of mandarins
@KenWhistance Got an “Old Bill pasting,” and a night in a holding cell when I was a young’n. I deserved it. Got off light. Been on the straight and narrow ever since
Nothing wrong with talking to your dog. We’ve had some excellent discussions. Sadly, politics has driven a wedge between us. Negotiations have broken down. He’s now facing targeted Bonio sanctions
Found this hiding in the back of the pantry. Best before 2009. I was going to throw it out, but Geoff’s School of Catering believes in giving ingredients a second chance. And occasionally a third decade