Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot

USC ‘92 | Also known as the Bag Vac | Expert Female Manipulator | 3x DUI recipient | definitely not Jewish

[Dick Steins @dickofficial42]

Watchu lookin at bitch

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

Would you let a black guy fuck your girlfriend if it meant your favorite sports team would win a championship that year?

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@Askywalkcpa69 Absolutely retarded

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

ur telling me I could have pledged and not had to worry about my grades

[Neetu Arnold @neetu_arnold]

Oh wow 😬

University of Michigan will HIDE first-semester grades on transcripts for students in the College of Literature, Science, and the Arts

It’s to “curb the mental health crisis”

AND

The policy is mandatory for all students bc “covering an individual’s grades will inadvertently become equated w/them not doing well in a class”

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

Ran through my Fable 5 Max daily limit in one fucking hour what am I supposed to do the rest of the day at my internship #fuckme

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@thedarthmalll Bro I’ve got one too, my boss told me I should book the conference room to practice. FUCK no I ain’t doing that I’m wingin it

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

The term “minorities” is so misleading because those niggas are everywhere

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

Took the day off work today. Told no one. The fuck are they gonna do? #makeurbossurbitch

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

From now on I’m only going to drink when I’m with someone or by myself

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

If you say you like country music in California they fucking kill you

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@shabingleton Really gay pose

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@McCutchWorld Bednar, Cruz, Headrick, Blackburn, Hill are all really solid. We did well getting rid of Doval and Bird. Our pitching is not the problem. Our dogshit offense was. A team starting Volpe, McMahon, and Wells is not serious. we’re making all the right moves except addressing catcher

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@McCutchWorld We have the best bullpen ERA in the MLB bud, what we needed was a catcher

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@makonattack @daledimmadomeII Looks like he made it with Claude

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@basedgod126 Stop comparing yourself to others. You should want to get fit for yourself to show your whore ex girlfriend you’re the man

Best,
Geoff

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@ButtDestroyer4 @BuckshotBurke don’t you know this broad

[Andrik @welliwonder0]

Happy girlfriends day

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@Rbagwith Big kettama fan, I’ll check it out. The fellas and I are seeing kettama live twice in October im hyped

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

Anyone tapped into Cloonee? I fw bro heavy

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@BuckshotBurke @Randal2faded @atlmintgeekbar Love the analysis here Buck. I completely agree with you. Something about her is just doing it for me tho. Def talking to her after I’ve had a few. Will touch base soon.

Best,
The General

[Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot @GeoffFucks]

@costaquarterbck Guy is probably such a fag