Geoffrey

DM me for a scrap. RIP little boy Dedoid

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

The reason I set a “View Limit” is because we are all Twitter addicts and need to go outside.

I’m doing a good deed for the world here.

Also, that’s another view you just used.

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[𝙎am @Sam_Edwards81]

Still one of the funniest things I’ve seen on this app

[Nāsha💜 @oSoNasha]

Why are these so funny 😭😭😭😭

[Chabuddy G @CHABUDDYGEEZY]

See ya l8a Trump benchod. There was only ewer room for one dodgy ultrapaneer with an Eastern European vife that hates him.

[Martin Barrow @MartinBarrow]

The Children's Minister, voting against free school meals for the poorest children.

That is all.

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

Rocket launch from earth as seen by the International Space Station 😍

[Arsenal X🕷 @DepthOfTruth]

Since KFC fired me a few days ago... the 11 herbs and spices are: Salt, pepper, basil, parsley chilli powder, lemon pepper, thyme, sage, onion powder and garlic powder

[KD @elitelife_kd]

My nigga just woof’d in English

[Geoffrey @geoffreyallon]

#NewProfilePic

[charlie @IsCharlieCullen]

Oi, actually a bit excited to see this.

[PM Breaking News @PMBreakingNews]

Breaking: Mount Sinabung Volcano in Sumatra, Indonesia, has erupted.

[Morgz 〽️ @MorgzLively]

MY MAN CAME IN FOR HIS BOY LIKE IT WAS WWE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[xena. @Groovychickenn]

Wow this is just some of the thousands of petitions rejected by the British government.

This speaks volumes.