Geoff Rice

I mostly use this to find info for my fake online sports teams. Unhealthily into The Cubs. Swiftie in training. Endlessly educating straight boys on baseball 🌈

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@Roto_Frank We at Cubs Nation are not pleased. They couldn’t have done this during the Brewers series?!?!?

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@BCB_Sara @RotoGut Girl, same.

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@SonRanto Matt Shaw has feelings about Clark’s “lifestyle.”
Demands Trade.
Fans Rejoice.

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@SonRanto 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@MLBNetwork Michael Busch

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@Cody_CHGO Health and innings are increasingly an issue for literally every pitcher in baseball. He’s 27, has two years of control at a really reasonable price, and a ceiling of being a low-level ace. I’m totally in as long as it’s not Caissie.

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@PitcherList Oh and I forgot to say, I’ll bring my rainbow shirt! 🌈⚾️

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@PitcherList The comments are EXACTLY what I expected. See you over there! You’re the best!

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@jacobzanolla @HotStoveCubbies I don’t think the Sox would bite on this. Plus, don’t we feel like a big trade needs to get us some offense back since the FA class is pitching heavy?

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@lyyssachi For a moment we knew cosmic wins….

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@ihapp_1 we see you out here repping Queer artist @thealexnewell with your walkup song before that bomb! It’s a small thing but noted and appreciated, sir! Happy Pride and let’s keep it rolling!🏳️‍⚧️🌈⚾️ #cubs #flytheW #HAPPy

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@BCB_Sara My percentage has plummeted lately. I’m fully committed to “ I Knew You Were Trouble.” Mostly cuz I feel like Taylor’s signal needs a boost.

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@PitcherList Ordered! I thought about ordering one for Trevor Williams but didn’t wanna guess his size. Definitely would have gone with the pale pink though. Thanks for being an ally, sir.

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@Cody_CHGO Credit to you 🍻

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@northsidebaseb At least 7

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@CTowersCBS Best. Name. Ever. I’m putting him in the next version of the song 😂

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@BCB_Sara Best. Thing. Ever.

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@CTowersCBS 💯 agree. The “Live From Alabama” album will give you a really good tour of the early stuff too. Plus it’s a taste of the deliciousness of his live shows. Add that to your list!

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@CTowersCBS Big Beefy thanks, @CTowersCBS and everyone! It was truly a labor of love. Looking forward to the draft tonight!

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@jeffpenz @CTowersCBS This is weirdly the line I was most proud of 😂