Geoff Tyson

American musician, guitar ninja and media entrepreneur

[The B-52s @TheB52s]

Dear fellow citizens,

We, The B-52’s, are deeply concerned about the numerous new bills that promote transphobia and discrimination against transgender individuals and drag artists, which have been introduced in the United States. We strongly denounce these bills and stand in

[𝙳𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚜 @DailyRobbins]

Winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.

[Geoff Tyson @geofftyson]

@fakedansavage To what melody? Best Xmas song ever?

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

if a muppet sucks your dick is it a blowjob or a handjob?

[Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain]

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico https://t.co/mulbmx8wP6

[Geoff Tyson @geofftyson]

I restore and digitize 120 year old phonographic cylinders for the czech museum of music in Prague

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

World War III would be a great way for people to stop worrying about climate change.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Bullied Loner Plans Office Shooting https://t.co/vi1zjXxjB3

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the “former gifted kid” to “burnt-out-perfectionist-with-a-praise-kink” pipeline

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

here's the template. i want to see some works of art.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Jazz

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[Geoff Tyson @geofftyson]

Me too!

[Alex Skolnick @AlexSkolnick]

@nick_rathod @deesnider @BetoORourke Please do. Would love to see this. If additional guitar needed, consider my services available (depending on tour schedule). Will work for a #Beto t-shirt (and/or hat).

[Geoff Tyson @geofftyson]

Me too!

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

You’re on! All star band!
And @BetoORourke team has reached out to me!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Trump pleaded the Fifth.

It took a massive criminal investigation to finally make him shut the fuck up.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals https://t.co/MM3jbtA9ea

[trash jones @jzux]

banning juuls before assault rifles is so funny. america is really like “kids are allowed to die quickly but NOT slowly”

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Folks, when they abuse the filibuster, roll back voting rights, ban books, invade privacy, attack bodily autonomy, and crow about critical race theory, it's because they've run out of ideas to hold onto power.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

A team of Ukrainians has come together to launch a radio station in Prague to help refugees fleeing war to adjust to their new life in the Czech Republic.

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