yerffoeg

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

[Strong Towns @StrongTowns]

Pedestrian deaths in the US have reached a 40-year high. It’s time for @USDOT to take this crisis seriously and start redesigning our streets to be safe for everyone.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I know hidden junk fees – like processing fees on concert tickets – are a pain.

They’re unfair, deceptive, and add up.

That’s why, last week, I called on my Administration to crack down on these fees and put that money back in your pocket.

[🏳️‍🌈 Pittsburgh Critical Mass 🏳️‍⚧️ @pghcriticalmass]

If we hit 1k followers by tomorrow night's Critical Mass we'll take Bigelow! 🚲

[yerffoeg @geoffuu]

H to P

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

LET THE SPICE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
https://t.co/OnqkJHnMKB

[John @John_oBran]

When is the last time you used a Brannock device?

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

*evil laughter*
by the POWERS of NAUGHTINESS, I COMMAND this PARTICULAR drop of HOT SAUCE to be really.
REALLY.
HOT.

[Erie News Now @ErieNewsNow]

In 24 hours Erie went from ninth place to first place in the Golden Snow Globe competition. More snow expected tonight and later this week. Stay tuned. @CityofEriePA @GoldenSnowMan

[yerffoeg @geoffuu]

happy tuesday I recovered my long lost twitter account

[yerffoeg @geoffuu]

ARI GET OUT OF THERE

[Pitt Greek Week @greekweekpitt]

.@TeamJuJu @billpeduto @WPXIScott how would you like to judge Pitt Greek Sing? What is it you ask? Only Greek Life’s largest philanthropy event! It’s an amazing night of talent all for the Children’s Miracle Network!! Check out this video from last year: https://t.co/2lWNoFqbVw

[yerffoeg @geoffuu]

@PittShuttles why are the 10a shuttles today not waiting for more than 30 seconds at the cathedral today?

[yerffoeg @geoffuu]

fuck

[yerffoeg @geoffuu]

Stillers still stillin

[yerffoeg @geoffuu]

Lit fam #MyTwitterAnniversary

[yerffoeg @geoffuu]

Bringing back YOLO

[Daenerys Targaryen @Daenerys]

7 Books
7 Kingdoms
7 Hells
7 Seasons
7 Days until Game of Thrones returns #WinterIsHere