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[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

@kijo_carol You'll have two birth certificates and that becomes an issue when registering for a passport or national exams and so many other things. The kid will have to keep swearing affidavits of clarification.

[rene.pdf (draft) @odanga_r]

A thing I want to discuss but don’t have the words to frame is how Kenyan politicians loot our country blind so they can send their kids to 3rd tier UK and AUS unis. Naangalianga those grad pics and I’m like, “Really? That’s where they graduated from? And you’re proud? m’Kay.”

[rene.pdf (draft) @odanga_r]

Nitawafunza hizi vitu:
1. Get in touch with the director of admissions of the university/programme you're applying to.
2. Explain you graduated from a university where English was the medium of instruction and ask they waive the language test requirement. They'll ask for proof...

[dennis @vibraxis]

I lost my KCSE certificate a while back while applying for a MEXT scholarship at the embassy of Japan. Was unsuccessful, but story for another day

Nonetheless, I still required my certificate esp after completing myundergrad

Turns out you can access your e-certicate via

[Cactus owino🐛(Tiffany like New York) @awuoshee]

When you guys say this mnaongelea the raw cognitive ability ama?? Bc I feel like you can't accurately gauge someone's intelligence by measuring them only against your own interests and expertise

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

The result of driver training. This lady is an astute SinoTruk Howo Driver. She makes this look so easy. Her shifting of the gears shows how seasoned she is.

Na hivi ndio Howo inachanganywa magear. Hakuna grinding sounds.

[Clinch 7 @ClinchRMCF]

The Camera man deserves a pay rise 😭he cooked here https://t.co/XOeauJNPpX

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

Now that they've scored (lol), let me say:

If Spain win this, it'll be one of the most dominant World Cup Final performances ever.

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

Argentina are trying to fight Spain after the whistle. Proper thugs, man. Genuinely a very dislikable team who were fed by FIFA and referees for many years. Good riddance.

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

Paredes was sent off AFTER the game after his criminal behaviour during it. He should've been sent off against the Netherlands four years ago, too. Just ugly football which referees have let go.

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

THIS IS RIDICULOUS MAC ALLISTER HANDBALLED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

ITS A SCANDAL https://t.co/Sd76AEiRUR

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

What a lackluster finale. No electricity in the air at all because deep down we know Argentina should not be in this final. There were more deserving teams.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Better trim of this car costs USD 58.8K in Australia, where annual household disposable income is USD 74K.

This car costs USD 135K in Kenya; disposable income is USD 1.6K.

What an Australian household can comfortably buy in 1 year, the Kenyan would need 84 yrs. A lifetime.

[W @_common_W_]

Argentina are the only team out of all 48 participants not to have a single VAR intervention against them, despite committing the most fouls in the tournament. Do you even realize how insane that is?

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

I saw Microwaves are now down to 4k.
Around a decade ago I remember helping someone look for one and the cheapest was definitely 10k.
Chinaman apewe maua zake.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Real estate will only work in Kenya when we seal two holes

1. Money laundering from funny places and our unstable neighbors

2. Corruption money.

These two will make real estate prices go back to the actual level they should be in.

In a country with a GDP/ capita of $2000 it’s a shame someone earning 100k can’t afford to buy a house.

[Social Experiment @MediaMK]

Whoever shows us how to reclaim the value of a G. Wins.

No matter how much you make, a G RIGHT now does not do much - and this cannot be something we ‘ease’ into. People, are suffering.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya is becoming less attractive to investors due to high electricity costs, frequent tax changes and bureaucracy.

Economists say countries like Rwanda, Tanzania, Ethiopia and Egypt are attracting more investment with cheaper power, tax incentives and simpler regulations.

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

What nobody noticed from England vs Argentina..