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undercover fruity turkey vulture (they/them)

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@remetselch this guy gets it!

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my psychiatrist of like 7 years and i just did a full hour session. PSYCHIATRIST. HOUR.

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@remetselch i’m the plural they/them the right warned u about!!!!!!!

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@remetselch when you look up “commit to the bit” on urban dictionary you see a pic of me like ✌🏻😬✌🏻

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@Capitals missing the cup team baddddd this week

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lol #tbt #ALLCAPS

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@waystarroyhoe what the fuck

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congrats to @jelenegg and jelena only on the drafting of kk harvey

[Vancouver Goldeneyes @PWHL__Vancouver]

OUR GOLDEN GIRL 🤩

With the 1st overall pick in the 2026 PWHL Draft, we’ve selected defender KK Harvey!

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i’m having fun watching the draft ostensibly

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enjoy seattle idiot

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spot the difference

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@galifianapkins wow the people love LD

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i love popsicles!!!!!!!!! goodnight!!!!!!!

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just had alfajores for the first time….. i am a changed man…..

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@meganaflame what a time to be alive

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i fixed my stupid broken needle threader and it was so annoying but i did it please clap