Me Who Remains

The EpitoME in the menagerie of multiversal mes.

One Divided by Zero. His Quasipotence.

[Me Who Remains @geomcloco]

PIN REFRESH 24.10.05:

Due to the ever increasing spew of muskshit all over my once beloved TWITTER, I am now available on Bluesky and Threads.

@: geomcloco

As of 24.11.01 there will be no new TWEETS from this account.

If you like my stuff, please join me in the elsewheres.

[Me Who Remains @geomcloco]

I seem to have gotten the right time down, now I just gotta work on the right place.

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Elevening.

Because if I were in a GEICO commercial, "it's what I do."

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OitO:

"Your level of pattern recognition couldn't tell the difference between Simplicity & all y'alls McCall's."

OH, SNAP!
OH, BUTTON!
OH, TORN PATCH RIP,
(just like the tip)
ALL CAUGHT UP IN THE ZIP!

🎶I guess that about sews things up for now 🎶

…sang my inner Singer!

[Me Who Remains @geomcloco]

@WilliamShatner @Mikethewander1 One I think the knocked up mother in trouble might have asked after birthing all those little Shats.

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@reddy2go Is the butthole sniff a mandatory requirement or an option for those who are so inclined?

Asking for the frenemy.

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@TynnLyzzi And a possessed cat at that!

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@shaneferro What I think of (comparatively speaking) when I read "addiction only happens to idiots"…

[Me Who Remains @geomcloco]

Empowered by existential dread, because I can sleep when I'm dead.

self: a remains to be seen & quite surely due (in no small part to the daily quota of caffeine) we'll still be shaking for half an eternity.

In that case & time, i shall switch to being stirred for the rest.

[Me Who Remains @geomcloco]

GRIEVANCE
the new fragrance by
GEO SEATTLE

"Because, I've decided that both it and myself are totally worth it!"

(tagline paraphrased from L'Oreal)

And in keep with this olfactory knockoff of a theme, They DID pick their own fragrance of choice:

[Me Who Remains @geomcloco]

"Of what worth are words against injustice by those too afraid to voice them? Of what value, the man who refuses to act upon this call to duty?"

—Me, (to myself) in my rage against broken parts in the machinery that act like they be a god.

[Me Who Remains @geomcloco]

Apologies to both those missing my presence and those who hadn't even noticed my absence.

I've been dealing with (taken directly from my grievance starter I've been forced upon to write…)

"A maniacal tyrant & liability to XYZ who exhibits a continual blatant abuse of power…”

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You know the drill!

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Shar-Pei Diem:

"Stop and smell the Sharpie®.

Just don't huff it into a habit, as delusions of narcissistic grandeur by Executive Order may occur."

—Sensei Shar-Pei Senpai, Noticing

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Tell me if you've heard this one before…

"Two assholes walk into a bar."

Unauthorized IP use unknowingly provided by piracy and "Crowbar Girl" aka https://t.co/NjEyORbg2O

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To y'all sinners that only Sunday service to keep up w/ your/the CHINO (CHristian In Name Only) joneses:

Take your head out of your think your shit don't stank ass.

The ONLY Devil you say made you do, is you.

It's called personal accountability.

May THAT truth set you free.

[Me Who Remains @geomcloco]

Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
Glide by the people as they start to look and stare

Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick, Daddy
Come on, baby, tell me, what's the word?

Oh, WORD UP!

[Me Who Remains @geomcloco]

Wanna know what empathy for this INFJ REALLY looks like?

Constantly having feelings when you're really not feeling it.

[Me Who Remains @geomcloco]

@NoNonsenseND

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@ThatEricAlper Fine.

*puts on the smothering normies mask to hide the hideous neurodiversites of my true authentic self*

What's a couple more years of unnecessary bullshit so I can "fit in" before I'm dearly departed.

Wait.
I think this one is most appropriate. Let's do lunch.