Matthew

🔞I am incredibly silly and also very strong. When I walk, clown music plays.

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@Aniconomics @PearlteaRizzy If you want to be so bold about it, then just say it. Say you jack off to drawings of little girls. Tell that to your mom. Then come back to me and see if she cares that they’re fictional.

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@BarbiturateCat @uItralyon @chiptheftevilll @onigirlsimp PRIDE IS AN ALL-AGES EVENT. KEEP YOUR KINK OUT OF IT.

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@uItralyon If you can’t keep your micropenis in your pants for a single day while you’re in public around minors, you’re sick in the head. Nothing else to say about it.

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@Aniconomics @PearlteaRizzy You masterbate to little girls, I don’t have to listen to a word you say. Make as many excuses as you want though.

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@transkatgirl I am so glad, I was getting concerned.

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@nonameforme2023 @JLAnon33 @baddestmamajama If I’m in a wheelchair, is it suddenly everyone else’s business why I’m disabled? Fuck off.

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@nonameforme2023 @baddestmamajama You’re so slimy, it’s vile

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@eyelidcloser @vers_laLune @caribbeammenace Imagine a child learning things outside of their parents’ comfort zone and you calling it indoctrination because it’s not the things you wanted her to learn. If this had been a trans child that detransitioned and became a republican after using Reddit, you’d be applauding.

[Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus]

THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS feels like the band equivalent of a RNG event. Like they just show up completely randomly. And have the most all over the place discography.

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@JoeConsorti @lailahw3 @lilyxbtc @gabby_frost King, my neurotransmitters are genuinely and quantifiably disordered. My brain does not produce enough or properly absorb serotonin or norepinephrine. I need medication for my brain to function properly. And I am not the only one. So maybe stop generalizing?

[The Dan The Man Show💥 @DanManShow]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is, there’s a lot of details to this specific event in history, so if you want a good idea of what it’s about, I highly recommend @itsnicktendo’s video on the Mooninite Bomb Scare https://t.co/99fWPCIc5v

[Allie🍉 @_sassy_noodle_]

She is Bayonetta to me

[Kate @austenrox165]

@cianmaher0 https://t.co/jEGdDM7RLu

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@esperantorising @dayofpi This is smaller than the average American woman actually, and even if it was the average, it’s nowhere near fat. Has porn really brainwashed you this much?

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@helps_a_cat @boris_brave @SundayCosplays @LILI_SHAORAN @joewintergreen Why are you so desperate to shove this guy’s cock down your throat under ever comment (rightfully) saying he was immature as hell?

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@WereMemes @wiill64 The shorter games don’t cost triple A prices though. 1 $70 you can beat in a week or 3 $15 games you can beat in 20hours a piece. The choice seems obvious to me.

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@The80HDkid @lint_sierra @wiill64 Oh no, somebody shared their opinion on an open Internet forum!!

[Matthew @geometricfool]

@Readyforameme @wiill64 Yes, if a game has a plot, I eventually want that plot to resolve, rather than dragging on for ages with the same gameplay loop ad nauseam. How is that difficult to understand?