Geoff Mortimer

And he said unto me, goto fail;

[Geoff Mortimer @geomorti]

@violentfemmes This would of been a cracker of a night, two of my all time favs.

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@violentfemmes Sydney!

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@violentfemmes

[Geoff Mortimer @geomorti]

So, the Uber driver turns to me and says..

And you know there is just no way we live on a spinning globe.

[Geoff Mortimer @geomorti]

@AlucardSunGlass @JimKrutz @Matt_Paprocki

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Toastie level: MAX
NOMNOMNOM

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@tommaynard Defs not work shenanigans!

[Geoff Mortimer @geomorti]

Simon once said unto me, "We need a network cable, and the 15m one is cheaper than the 10m one". His actions spoke louder than any words could. He bought a 15m cable. #WeAreSimon

https://t.co/iZlefgJddY

[Geoff Mortimer @geomorti]

Window buddies!

[Buy Somewhere @BuySomewhere]

Pump the volume and press play to experience this magical Buy Somewhere music track! #buysomewhere #sountdtrack #phone #mobilegame #game

[Buy Somewhere @BuySomewhere]

Did you know that once you own a property you can manage your collection from home? https://t.co/hLwESSk8Ce

[Noah Wilson @NoahWilsonLive]

"Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?" - @JimmyKimmel HAHA! 😂😂😂 Jimmy, you keep making me laugh! #Oscars

[Buy Somewhere @BuySomewhere]

Happy Valentine's Day to all you love birds (flamingos) out there!

[Buy Somewhere @BuySomewhere]

Gamespot: 'This game is a giant, real-world version of monopoly!' Sign up for Beta now! https://t.co/hLwESSBK0O

[Geoff Mortimer @geomorti]

So much truth! https://t.co/sSr2N2D5Jg

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@sokem1 definately had high compression settings on!

[Buy Somewhere @BuySomewhere]

Buy Somewhere, coming soon to phones near you! Sign up for the Beta to get early access. https://t.co/hLwESSk8Ce #buysomewhere #boardgame

[Geoff Mortimer @geomorti]

yeeew #switch https://t.co/GI6Pdoa8QF

[Wario64 @Wario64]

All these Switch trailers are weird af

[Geoff Mortimer @geomorti]

Hello Friday
#instatest