Let’s take a small nothing, pretend it’s something, blow it up on the platforms with clickbait, then readers work out it’s nothing and then wonder why nobody reads our publication.
And then don’t cover world changing events.
Sounds like a business plan.
For the aliens who are doing their once in 1000 year check-in on their little experiment called earth, you should know we are now not allowed to say certain words. That’s how far we’ve come.