Alan Partridge

Number 16 Limitless

[Alan Partridge @george_wassel]

Take me down to Tomlin’s Minecraft City

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Sticking a lit M80 in Liberty Biberty’s mouth

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You’re like the chud son I never had

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This is so nails

[Wyer @wyermush]

Guy next to me on my flight was using a cooler as his only carry on

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Had to narcan my homunculus last night

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The best minds of our generation are on here

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Bring back the GOAT

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

.@AMCTheatres it’s time to change the coca-cola ad that shows before movies. enough with the dance battle and car race 😭

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

not that involved in my children's lives. not interesting to me

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I always start with FARTS

[Unlimited biboo •.• (MEGATRON🤫🤫) @biboobibertson]

if you start wordle with 'adieu' youre actually a chop chud

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Doctor told me I was chopped and unc and have high cholesterol

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Uber but they let you drive

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One Beer After Another

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Tonight, the trough is staying in SC.

As Well.

[Alan Partridge @george_wassel]

Tonight, the trough is staying in SC.

As Well.

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Anyone know when the Bears game is? Thought it was tonight

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Bring back my goat

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I hate that AMC ad where that couple has a dance battle then races then almost kisses. I hate it.

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I’m so Enya pilled today

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Interested in seeing a clip of the song Home by Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeroes. Anyone know where I can find one?

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NYC, LA, Chicago, Columbia SC

[paperboy 🇵🇸 @random_rules]

okay what is, in your opinion, the 4 major american cities

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Beautiful women named “Your iCloud Storage is Full” keep blowing up my phone