George

Yeah, it happens

[Heritage O. @Tinomagmi]

Me running to thank God for the blessings not received yet.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Didn't know I'd be crying today, but here we are...

[Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

Joe Rogan dies of laughter when openly gay comedian Tim Dillon goes off on the insanity of Pride Month:

DILLON: “Why do the Padres have to wear gay uniforms for Pride Month? That doesn’t make any sense.”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂 What are they wearing? What happens when they play in Dearborn?”

DILLON: “It’s not going to go well. As a gay person, I’ve never said that I need the Padres to be gay too.”

ROGAN: “People have been taught that thinking for themselves might make them racist, sexist, or homophobic, so they’re afraid to question anything.”

DILLON: “Why is Chase Bank gay? Why’s Chobani Yogurt trans? Does this give people healthcare? Does this make you happy? What’s the point of all this?”

ROGAN: “It makes some people happy.”

DILLON: “It actually makes more people angry. That’s why gay marriage has lost 11 points in support. It’s annoying. Why is my bank gay?”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂”

DILLON: “I just want to know when my bank came out as gay. I’m fine with it, but I just wish someone would’ve told me. This doesn’t make anyone’s life better.”

ROGAN: “It’s a very confusing time for children today.”

DILLON: “It’s just virtue signaling garbage that ends up making people hate that community. They’re not going to gain support by shoving a worldview down everyone’s throat.”

[KAT @reallKAT]

that sudden urge to wake up and pray at 2am>>>>

[Shruti @heyshrutimishra]

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day.

400 of them are now worth over $100 million.

These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries.

Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000.

Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous."

The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before.

Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.

[The Archetype 🇺🇸 @VVizardKelly]

It is crazy to say Drake really went 100v1 and Won.

That’s insane actually.

[realtopG @realdripking_zw]

If im lyin Im flyin economy I bet I know who I see…Drake never miss mane😂🐐

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

“I am with you always…”

-Matthew 28:20

[Fox News @FoxNews]

President Trump was spotted chatting with New York Knicks and Madison Square Garden owner James Dolan in his suite during Game 3 of the NBA Finals.

Trump, who became the first sitting U.S. president to attend an NBA Finals game, is taking in the action alongside family members and top administration officials.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

the same God who programmed tiny kinesin proteins to know exactly where to go inside your cells isn’t confused about where your life is headed.

that thought alone brings me peace.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Aesthetic.Guyy @Aestheticswallz]

Fear not, for I am with you.

[𝐕𝐈 @6uhle]

this is so poetic after that whole Big 3 chat, now niggas gotta watch Drake BEING number 1, 2 AND 3 😭😭😭😭😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Every time 😂

[𝖢𝖧𝖱𝖨𝖲𝖫𝖨𝖫🇬🇭 @chrislil_gh]

Retweet if prayer ever worked for you!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

❤️❤️ Happy Mother’s Day ❤️❤️

Appreciation to mothers everywhere who brought us all into the world and nurtured their beloved children 🥰

[KAT @reallKAT]

Jesus said I will build my church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. It is happening in our days 🔥🔥

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

The President of Madrid eviscerates Spain's leftist government in parliament.

“I encourage you all to go to Tehran alone and drunk and to take your gay friends with you! Let's see how long it will take them to hang you from a crane!”

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

BREAKING ✝️

Pope Leo XIV PROSTRATES before altar in Saint Peter's Basilica on Good Friday