George

Father and husband that carries a mental handicap in my ear so I don't burden anyone with my above average intelligence.

[George @georgeberg19]

10. I would never try to rest my handicap because it would give me an unfair advantage. #lifeisbetterasequals #nocompetition

[George @georgeberg19]

9. I am very proud of my wife because she said she always forgets the sad things in life. #that'smygirl #babe #dime ❤️

[George @georgeberg19]

8. When I saw that Hazel had been crying I asked her why and she said there had been something sad on T.V. I told her to forget sad things.

[George @georgeberg19]

7. Is that a gun? BUZZZ... I think the T.V blacked out. I'll go get a beer.

[George @georgeberg19]

6. Watching those two dance is like seeing deer jump through the clouds. BUZZZ...Hey, why are those two kids dancing without handicaps?

[George @georgeberg19]

5. Oh no! I can't believe he just took off all his handicaps. Surely, he will go to jail. He never liked being equal. Poor Harrison

[George @georgeberg19]

OMG I know that name. Are they talking about my BUZZZ ... #allequal

[George @georgeberg19]

3. Too bad they took my son away BUZZZ... "What was I thinking about Hazel?"

[George @georgeberg19]

2. Ballet interrupted by news bulletin. I would tell you what it is about but the announcer has a serious speech impediment. #allequal

[George @georgeberg19]

1. Hazel and I were talking about BUZZZ ..... oh I forget who we were talking about.