George

i dislike a worrying number of people but ily i promise

[George @georgeelous]

u can always rely on coneyhill x

[richard @Dickwith2dogs]

When I was in the womb Instead of being fed through the umbilical cord I used to make my own packed lunch, And this is how I was able to retire 2 months before I was even born. 🏆👍

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[calma uma porra @patroamesmo]

humanas deveriam aderir

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[The Protagonist @protagonist_xi]

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

The feel-good story of the week.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

You really don’t despise Israel enough

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

He bombed every single mosque in Gaza

He bombed ancient churches in Gaza

Fuck his synagogue

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Oh Israelis wanna talk about the law now

[Max Crypto @MaxCrypto]

Day 59 of 2026:

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

[Luciérnaga. @velocirrelucius]

I have never had an abortion and I will die defending all those women who want one. It's called solidarity and empathy.

[🦢 @meishato]

i want to point out that Jeffrey Dahmer got a last meal, Ghislaine Maxwell got a therapy puppy, but a 7 year old couldn’t get a glass of water and died in custody due to dehydration. We are completely broken

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

"If you were stuck in the woods, would you rather find yourself alone with a man or a bear?" Women immediately and without hesitation: A bear.

Men bitching about women picking the bear: you would not pick a fucking bear you liar.

A quote I heard someone (itzkenny via TikTok) say in response to these type of men: "This is a hypothetical question and you still won't take no for an answer."

*mic drop*

[Censored Humans @CensoredHumans]

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine."

Hannah Einbinder at the Emmys

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

i think that men who turn into whiny little piss babies when they find out they’re having a daughter should be rounded up and dumped into the ocean

[kalpas @citsacrob]

the way not a single man talked abt this but don’t worry, they will make sure to bring it up on 8th march

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

People are hating on things never hated before