george

UoC | NZ, SDMN, NHL

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

ordered a slice of apple pie at the comedy show tonight and when i was done the waiter said “another round?” and i sat there and thought about it genuinely for a minute until he goes “girl im kidding” i -

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

shout the fuck out to my uber driver last night who turned off the radio, asked "is it cool if i take a call?" then broke up with his long distance girlfriend over the phone for the next 20 minutes. wildest ride of my life but ultimately i think you both made the right choice.

[cay🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jocelynebenezra]

everybody wanted to know what i would do if i didn’t win. i guess we’ll never know.

[haz 🌿 @kurtstieI]

shane and ilya after shane slams him into the boards during a game

[daily concois @concoisfiles]

THEY RELEASED THE PHOTO!!!

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New photos reveal federal agents holding a protester to the ground as they spray chemical irritant directly into his face.

[Hudson Williams Updates @hudsonwupdates]

Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie have been announced as the official torchbearers for the Olympic Winter Games Milano Cortina 2026, happening next month! (Via @hbomax)

🔗 More info here: https://t.co/zJsnAulL1Q

[🪼 @dailypxst]

tap the post

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

i automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise and then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

[george @georgeetthomas]

@fabbgrat I was put to sleep, only because I was getting all 4 out at once, but no I didn’t get any weird headband. I woke up a bit loopey, went back to sleep, woke up and left the hospital with a ice pack and swollen mouth that’s it lol

[george @georgeetthomas]

@_sorrengailll I have eczema I will always have to 😔

[zeta @zeta_globin]

when my brother was 11 my dad took him to an allergist who scraped my brother's arm with a popsicle stick and asked "does that normally happen" when it immediately formed a red raised welt line and my brother said dead pan "I don't normally scrape myself with popsicle sticks"

[5SOS HQ (fan central) @THE5SOSHQ]

let us know what shows you will be going to! ⭐️