George

[George @georgeewarner]

@DazzaW_ Just think about the sort of idiot that would put him in his fantasy team. I bet that guy feels like a right twat

[George @georgeewarner]

@HadleyyWarner @KSI @LoganPaul I might make a purchase i can't lie

[George @georgeewarner]

@DazzaW_ I just can't get over how weird it is, I've never seen anything like it

[George @georgeewarner]

@DazzaW_ I reckon I'm owed at least 30k after Lampards disallowed goal vs the Germans

[George @georgeewarner]

@DazzaW_ Reeks of the big lasagne in Wembley stadium

[George @georgeewarner]

@Dingledolf King

[George @georgeewarner]

Isn't this the plot to the first Johnny English film.

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

in case you thought the idea of building anti-migrant walls in the English Channel is either 1] trolling by Number 10 or 2] blue-sky thinking

I can reveal Home Office has launched a secret consultation with the maritime industry into how this might work:

https://t.co/7dGZR8nrmf

[George @georgeewarner]

@DazzaW_ So was Man of Steel to be fair

[George @georgeewarner]

I would honestly start swinging, I'm fuming just watching it.

[smudge @smudgaaa_]

never felt heartbreak like it

[Pøgba Senior @TheSaItIsHere]

Pulisic didn't play this well when he was in the Bundesliga

[George @georgeewarner]

@DazzaW_ Borbocclaac

[George @georgeewarner]

If my grandma had wheels she would be a bike.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

If the Premier League started in February, Man United would be:

● Top of the table
● One point clear of Liverpool
● Four points clear of Chelsea
● Six points clear of Man City

[George @georgeewarner]

@DazWright__ Pornhub premium lonely

[George @georgeewarner]

@DazWright__

[George @georgeewarner]

Honestly, Disney+ couldn't have dropped at a better time.

[George @georgeewarner]

Fuck, Joe Gomez is a quality defender #NORLIV

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Pep, how many seasons are Man City banned in Europe? 😂😂 https://t.co/3GYkMKvpLF

[George @georgeewarner]

@Worstedjumper @TreborTrevor @davidvance You've got to be a special type of stupid if you think that the BBC have only ever put out four good telly shows.

[George @georgeewarner]

KDB is different gravy #AVLMCI