George McDonald

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

tummy aches silence me

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

but then you remember there is a “mark as unread” button

[ruli @jjmileo]

me when i accidentally open a message i was ignoring

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

@olympia_walker i missed several chapters i feel

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

hang it in the louvre

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

ain’t nothin better than a made bed

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

have we tried throwing all the tea into the harbor

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

i cannot believe sea turtles are real

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

new worst fear unlocked: karaoke

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

the apple fitness app should have “intense cleaning sesh” as a workout option

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

the fact that miso soup exists makes me think god is real

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

i just know these would HIT if i was a horse or a reindeer or something of that sort

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

normalize eating multiple bowls of cereal before bed

[marcy ⚢ 🕸 @sethbiyers]

i hope my account gives this vibe

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

spot the difference

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

it’s so joever

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

omg what if we are in a simulation and football is just our equivalent of “where are my pants” from the lego movie

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

bring back grappling hooks

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

finding out alcohol has calories is the same level of bummer as when i found out santa wasn’t real. buzzkill of the century bruh

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

if we lose i fear we may have to like tear down the tower or something

[George McDonald @georgemc1782]

i think i have a wikipedia addiction