George Pollard

Migratory construction engineer. Based Deepindahearta Texas.

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@iowahawkblog The internet has killed Italian design.

I was walking through the Barber museum in Alabama and could tell the Italian designed motorcycles from a distance, just by their styling.

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@dog_rates Jack, on a taco run

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@jeffwardshow To those that think it's inappropriate, how many had heard of her before this came out?

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@EvilMopacATX A year ago, I posted this on FB: Sad, but during this storm with power outages and freezing weather, the most informative Twitter account is not any official government or utility account, but a parody account of a highway,

Thanks again.

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@SpencerPumpelly If you’re up on British swearing, look for Sweardle.

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@jeffwardshow Prepping his replacement.

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@iowahawkblog Missouri-Kansas hatred predates the Civil War and Kansas statehood. We burned the future governor of Kansas’ house down in 1856.

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@TedNesNA @RickWareRacing @RyanEversley @roadamerica Jumps, and rolls, and still gets podiums!

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@EvilMopacATX South Austin, Montana.

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@EvilMopacATX I’ve lived all over the place. Maine had the most snow, and the snow that fell in November melted in April. Since moving here, I let God get rid of the snow.

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My mother, as a young lady. #DavesCarIDService

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@EvilMopacATX Cold hands.

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@austinenergy Why not rotate among all outages? That’s what ‘rolling outages’ means, not “You get power, you get power, you over there, screw you.”

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@EvilMopacATX No power, water down to a trickle, gas is fine (knock on wood.)

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When a parody account is doing a better job informing people to what’s going on than official account. Thanks, @EvilMopacATX .

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@TamSlick Double the amount of meat, replace the rolls with a few slices of Mrs. Baird's white bread, and instead of the jar, have a Shiner Bock longneck, and you might be close to Texas.

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@MaryB505 So is beer flu. I’ll pass on both of them.