Tank.Sinatra

My pronouns are Me/Me. Creator of @TanksGoodNews and @influencersitw I am a comedy fanatic and I like to read

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People used to change their opinion based on information.

Now they change the information based on their opinion.

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My culture is not your costume

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He’s too rough on the receipt. He yanks on the receipt. He thinks it’s his.

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@NFL_DovKleiman It’s so crazy that this is what you do for a living. Post horrible videos of people at their worst. Do you enjoy your work?

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@kellybonito_BU He was talking about business only, no cry for help. But you couldn’t resist using his pain for clicks huh? Hope it’s worth it brother.

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@greatscott229 @AceWalkemDown Crazy way to look at life

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This is the most relatable bumper sticker I’ve ever seen

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I don’t believe in meteorology anymore

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Pumpkin spice is just autumnal eggnog

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Fuck tomatoes

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The reason it costs $19 for a mocktail is because they’re mocking you for not drinking

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Pronouncing envelope like Penelope

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Gal Gadot sounds like the female Tommy Wiseau when she’s acting

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

Do not make me choose between Macklemore and Ed Sheeran 🙈

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I know it’s happened before because I posted about it on TanksGoodNews, that’s probably where they got the idea from. But it was like 8 kids that didn’t show up. Either this is all made up, or the parents forgot to send out invitations and remember this story and tried to turn it into a viral moment. Because there wasn’t even one authentic moment when that dad was filming himself. Which was also fucking weird.

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@DrewVento 😂😂

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Too hot for Walmart

Too ugly for Target

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@paulyballgame @USADocumented Honestly, there is no chance this happened, and using a kid in a video like this. Absolute loser parents.

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

BREAKING:

Trump announces that if the republicans retain control of both the house and the senate, he will send you ten CDs for just one penny.

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@Nuecents37 @AntiquarianMuse You can’t see what the kid is doing what are you talking about