Georgeschips

Georges traditional in is a fish and chip restaurant and takeaway, the business creates delicious food for good prices.

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Q. Where do fish stay on a campsite?
A. In tentacles!

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Q. Which fish dresses the best?
A. The Swordfish because It always looks sharp!

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Q. Did you hear about the fight in the fish & chip shop?
A. Two fish got battered

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Not so sure why everyone goes on about genetically modified food. I had a lovely leg of salmon the other day.

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When you go to a fish and chip shop what do you normally order?

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Q. What games do fish like playing the most?
A. Bass the parcel, Name that tuna, and Tide and seek!

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Q. Which day do fish hate the most?
A. Fry-day!

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@AmirRepairs Is it not!!!

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Q. What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
A. Bob!

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Q. Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A. Because it has its own scales!

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Bloke says, ‘Well I was just walking past and your light was on…’

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Bloke walks into a chippy and says, ‘Please help me, I think I’m a moth’.
The chippy owner says ‘Well, that’s all very well, but this is a chippy, you need to see a doctor’.
The bloke says ‘I am seeing a doctor’.
Chippy owner says, ‘Well, what are you doing in here?

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Q. Did you hear about the fight in the fish & chip shop?
A. Two fish got battered

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GOOD FOOD AT GREAT PRICES

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A man walks into a library and orders fish and chips.
The librarian says, “this is a library.”
The man, says, “oh. Sorry.” (Then in a whisper) “I’d like some fish and chips.”

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Q. Where do fish stay on a campsite?
A. In tentacles!

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Q. Which fish dresses the best?
A. The Swordfish because It always looks sharp!

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Come enjoy the new menu.
We now have Norwegian cod and Scottish haddock

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@MuhammedZulfqa1 Q. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?

A. Ask for a Wii-match!