reef jerky

That’s assault brotha

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Crying at “Jake Phelps” hahahaha

[Alex @OyePlayboy]

RIP MARC JHONSON

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Another fish from the bar fish tank died today :/

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

If u have to rely on hinge to speak to women u will not survive the war

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

I love my country (Chicago, IL)

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

I knew pain today. Before work tonight I sprayed my, mere hours old, neck tattoo with cologne by accident 👍

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Finally got my touchmaster 3000 from my old spot in Michigan back at my crib in Chicago 😭

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Someone tell me why every person in my bar rn smells like line cooks

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

A guy nobody likes at the bar go the shit smacked outta him tonight that shit was cinema lmfao

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

@hicksinferno @JoeyxRoss Wait til you hear about primitive blast

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

So glad I lived long enough to see Hilary Duff in sports illustrated

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

These young mfs got it so bad they just wanna see some shit ass rapper do a set at rolling loud next thing u know u getting yo ass beat by 3 teenagers with chains on getting filmed by 50 people lmfao

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

My life

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Really need to connect the dots on why “foodies” are some of the most ugly hills have eyes mfs on the planet

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

God bless baseball

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Ah yes good to be at the bar in my old neighborhood where the hand soap in the bathroom looks exactly like cum

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

No one except maybe New Orleans people dress gayer than people do for the Kentucky derby lmao

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

I’m on day 4 in a row of 13 hour doubles and the other day my coworker asks if I got hit in the face bc the circles under my eyes are so dark lmfao IM JUST TIRED OKAY

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Hillary duff is you see this I’m free to grab a beer on Saturday just lmk

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Is butter bean okay

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Me walking into this show