Imagine feeling the life leaving your body as you beg for help, your murderer standing over you chatting casually with the police as they handcuff you, at the whim of the murderer's lies. All whilst making sarcastic comments about your cries for help.
Our entire two tier system laid bare in a scene of sick ideological corruption and unadulterated evil.
The Pep Guardiola era at Manchester City is now over. π
π 10 Years
βοΈ 593 Games
β 416 Wins
π€ 86 Draws
β 91 Losses
β½οΈ 1,422 Goals For
π₯ 521 Goals Against
π Premier League, x6
π League Cup, x5
π Community Shield, x3
π FA Cup, x3
π UEFA Super Cup, x1
π FIFA Club World Cup, x1
π UEFA Champions League, x1
ποΈ Premier League Manager of the Month, x13
ποΈ Premier League Manager of the Season, x5
ποΈ LMA Premier League Manager of the Year, x4
ποΈ LMA Manager of the Year, x3
ποΈ The Best FIFA Football Coach, x1
ποΈ UEFA Men's Coach of the Year, x1
ποΈ IFFHS World's Best Club Coach, x1
ποΈ League Managers Association Hall of Fame
ποΈ Globe Soccer Awards Coach of the Century
Thank you for changing our lives, @PepTeam. π
π£ Interviewer: They said you'll find it difficult with your style of passing football here in the premier league
π£ Pep : That's why I'm here to prove
No congratulations from me. Call me salty all you want. By far the worst team to win the league, aided drastically by VAR and PGMOL. Fuck Arsenal ππ»
Unlike many recent Arsenal cup finals, today isnβt the culmination of something, or the chance to salvage a poor season with a bit of silverware
Today is the start, of potentially, something very very special