Just tried to spank Tammys arse when she was getting un dressed somehow I completely missed n smashed the cup of tea off the side she'd just made & its gone EVERYWHERE ππππππ»
Love it when people leave absolute shite outside there back gates n say "free to good home" it's like yeah Jane your 7 year old microwave covered in shit that's been left out in the rain for 6 weeks with no plug or door on it looks great in my new kitchen.....
Is always lovely to see English pages mugging off our best chance of winning the World Cup π The mans scoring goals leave him to it π https://t.co/5UDEjZar9y
Not been as drunk as I was last night in a very long time. Tammy said when we was on the tube she put her hand on my leg n I started screaming GET OFF MY DICK GET OFF MY DICK