George

Bouncer and Assistant Manager at @ClubCydonia

[George @GeorgeWight]

@swivelsister42 Cheers :)

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Happy Christmas Yuri, now you'll finally be able to replace those horrid bath mats you refuse to replace.

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Obligatory tweet.

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Why is there a jcpenny advert on my feed thing I don't follow jcpenny. Twitter is dumb.

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Yuri has sent me a text that if I don't start tweeting I will lose my snack bar privileges in VIP. So here we are. Tweet.

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@ClubCydonia Why?

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Putting on wet socks. Gonna be one of those days.

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F uck wher ami?)

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@swivelsister42 @ClubCydonia #Dfshjddifletts #Theyredancingg #Sstop #FORTHELOVEOFGO--

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@ClubCydonia @swivelsister42 #MyHeadIsNormalSized #Yurri #TherestOoMany #ICant

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@ClubCydonia @swivelsister42 #CouldntTellYouSir #IThinkIMayBeIntoxicated #ThereArePinkDiglettsEverywhere #SomeoneAlertTheQueen #GoodLuck

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@ClubCydonia @swivelsister42 #OnTheRoofSir

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@ClubCydonia @swivelsister42 #ARottenLie #Sir

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@ClubCydonia #IThinkImGoingToNeedBackup #ByTheWay #BathroomsOutOfMints #CompletelyUnrelatedToMyAbsence

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@ClubCydonia #Easy...

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@ClubCydonia #LooksLikeAPinkDiglettHavingAFreakOutBecauseTheSunsTooBright #AndIfImATitThatMakesYouABoob

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@ClubCydonia Imagine BEING the "hulking oaf" in the leotard leotard, which is equally as emasculating.

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@ClubCydonia Bouncers don't wear onesies--they just don't.

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@ClubCydonia "Cat meows"? If this is another scheme to get me into that cat suit I won't be having it.

[George @GeorgeWight]

It was like trying to contain a frantic baby spider monkey in a sack made of napkin. Impossible.