George Miles

I love long naps, prowling outside, and bugging Terry Miles

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

I was cat hacked. Pisses me off. I’m back. Need some strong catnip right about now.

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

I’m still here bitches, just had a long recovery from the heart transplant

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

It's almost swimsuit season and I just ate a pile of nachos out of the garbage- Looks like this will be another year of me giving no effs

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

@ashes_miles Up yours

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

... this year they grew a nice batch of pee tomatoes. Bastards.

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

... and to not pee in the neighbor's garden

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

My New Years resolution? To eat more frosted flakes- because Tony the Tiger knows what the hell he's talking about

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

Whose litter box do I have to pee in for a martini?

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

Putting this on my Christmas list, since it's cold as SHIT outside https://t.co/2nxlPIWPf7

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

@ashes_miles you will pull through, I know it

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

Some punk cat with an eyepatch stole my skateboard. If you find him, call the cops and let him know that George is PISSED

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

Really enjoying my newest hobby

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

Just peed on the neighbor's jack-o-lantern. Showed that asshole

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

Every vote counts #garfield2016 https://t.co/UHWNfr1etq

[Garfield @Garfield]

It's high time I throw my weight around. Garfield For President. You could do a lot worse! #PresidentialElection

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

Anyone know where to find good quality cat pajamas for a reasonable price?

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

I really need to quit smoking

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

Not sure who I'm voting for yet- Probably the candidate who will legalize all forms of catnip

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

So damn hot outside, thanks owners for putting in that pool I requested #not

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

@Kealy922 I was hacked 😔 damn cat haters

[George Miles @georgeycat2002]

So damn hot out. I'd say I'm sweating my balls off, but my owners messed that all up #bitterkitty