georgia

[georgia @georgiar0se]

I’ve just done my shoulder in. How, you ask? I was folding my laundry.

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Realising I’m old enough that I think people would stop and help me if I fell over in public rather than just laughing and carrying on

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Old enough that my injuries are no longer accompanied by a story of drunken antics, but instead just caused by ✨existing✨

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Losing my mind all the time

[georgia @georgiar0se]

I guess it’s just like breathing (or not wanting to), there are some things you can’t fake

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Actively looking to join a cult if anyone knows one recruiting

[georgia @georgiar0se]

How do I just go to work and live my life and get my car MOT’d when I’ve been cheated on

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Decided to experiment and let audible time out to see how long it takes for the big feelings to appear in the silence. It is instant.

[georgia @georgiar0se]

@futurerust I feel that 100%, it just makes it near impossible to move on 😭 here if you ever need to talk to someone xx

[georgia @georgiar0se]

I don’t need god or common law to tell me right from wrong, because when you press me to your chest I know where I belong.

[Joke Blog @joke_blog]

Sea Lion enters hotel, swims in the pool and steals the man's chair 😂

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Some 4-way temporary traffic lights have been installed on my way to work and they have never been anything but red. All 4 of them. Just red.

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Greys anatomy is the Coldplay of tv

[georgia @georgiar0se]

The replies to this tweet are absolutely wild. Really took me out of my cosy echo chamber and into the racist reality

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

I want to thank you, the British public, for the immense privilege of serving you as Prime Minister.

I want you to know that from now until my successor is in place, your interests will be served and the government of the country will be carried on.

https://t.co/T4kJoxmZ8q

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Is it normal that I can’t remember a single film I’ve ever seen

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Anyone else think they’d conquered their 2009-2013 eating disorder only to realise it’s just evolved into only being able to eat certain things in certain rooms at certain times

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Isn’t it mad that if last night was football there would have been screaming in the streets! Instead the girls gays and theys just celebrate without hooliganism lol

[georgia @georgiar0se]

Remembering how my brother named his son Leonard and we all just let him