Ella 🪐

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@anciientdreams @LanaDelRey Do you think she read this

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BREAKING: North Korea fires intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) at Jess Glynne

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Me checking out that one invigilator 😩 #gcses2022 #GCSERE

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@Wonhos_left_nip @hotokked Put some socks on

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@hotokked @Wonhos_left_nip I bet this is to get free foot examinations to make sure you don’t have an ulcer

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@hotokked @Wonhos_left_nip NO DONT

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@Wonhos_left_nip WTF

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@Wonhos_left_nip I don’t think a robot would have a man bun

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@Wonhos_left_nip Yes the law states that you shouldn’t steal road signs

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@Wonhos_left_nip No they don’t want you to die

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

Diarrhoea

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@seanlourry WTF

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@tiny28louu I don’t walk my dogs

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@Wonhos_left_nip If he was dead you wouldn’t know anyway because he isn’t going to WhatsApp from the grave

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

TITSOAK

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Idris Elba arrested on suspicion of shoulder-barging a coin pusher machine in Margate in 1998

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Noel Gallagher reveals he’s got a room in his mansion devoted to letting different kinds of food go mouldy.

“Visitors look disgusted when I first tell them - but they’re soon asking for a tour of the mouldy room!” he laughed

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TODAY’S POLL: Which Paw Patrol male is most fuckable?

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Sir Rod Stewart says he’s spent decades blatantly ignoring one-way systems in supermarket car parks and there have been zero repercussions

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@Wonhos_left_nip I thought the insane asylum confiscated your phone

[Ella 🪐 @georgiarose281]

@Wonhos_left_nip Are you not embarrassed