Captain Slug

In the end only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you ☮☯

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

@musicMagpie 11-06579-31995

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

Anyone else had issues with @musicMagpie - not only do they miss sell products but they then go back on their word regarding refunds with shocking customer service! Absolute JOKE of a company.

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

@TheSoleWomens @jessicarfarrugi size 4

[The Sole Womens @TheSoleWomens]

FREE AIR MAX 98 GIVEAWAY!💜

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1. Follow @TheSoleWomens on Twitter
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4. TAG 1 friend
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[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

First day back, already questioning if I need this degree 😴😴

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

Dear @ArianaGrande...

[lexi ujczo @lexi_ujczo]

one of the coolest things I’ve seen

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

@CostaCoffee finding the edge of a milk packet in my costa was not what I had planned, luckily I’d taken the lid off so I saw it and didn’t choke 🙄🙃

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

@Gymshark why do all my leggings and tops peel off the logo?

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

If anyone wants to bring me some more adequate clothing I would not object 😂

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

Ripped my trousers all down the crack this morning, happy Thursday 🙃

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

@MollyRigsby It’s breaking mine 😂😫

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

Tell me something more tragic than losing your purse with £700 in it 🙃😫

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

@Emmmmmaaaaaaaa Love you too boo 👰🏼💍

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

Today’s the day one of my best friends gets married 💒👰🏼❤️. @Emmmmmaaaaaaaa lets go give you away 🙌🏽

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

@phoebelfarrugia Fight me then

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

Got the car back two days ago and I’ve already curbed it chasing after a stray cat. Why am I like this. 🙃

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

@Elishaamayy 😫😫😪 utter nightmare, typical my camera wasn’t on aswell, keep your beast safe 🙈😘

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

The fact that someone’s hit my car and driven off has really made my Sunday 🙃😪 #poorbertrude

[Captain Slug @georgieWattts]

@Elishaamayy Either in Newport or outside scotts, I didn’t even notice until it was pointed out 🙈😫