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[georgina @georgina_askham]

Does BA stand for bitch attitude cos that’s all I have encountered trying to find my baggage?

[georgina @georgina_askham]

But it’s okay as I have remembered uno.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

Also as my retainer is in that case, if I chip a filling again from not wearing it and grinding my teeth tonight, British airways are getting that bill as well.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

If my bags don’t get to me before Christmas I will never fly British Airways again.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

People in primark do not know personal space.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

However can’t stand tourist traffic on the tubes so I’ll shut up.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

Always think Uber is a good idea over tube in London and it’s just not. 35 minutes+ to travel 5 miles is WILD.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

A de-bobbler machine thing is bloody life changing. I am OBSESSED.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

Space NK kings road staff have zero manners and are useless. Except the petite smiley helpful girl with GLOWING skin. She is helpful af and pretty sure she must have a bad back from carrying her team. Rest of them…need a training course and a reality check.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

Right I have a question. How do these influencers so these glam videos taking rollers out and not wince?! I remove one and look like something out the exorcism has possessed me

[georgina @georgina_askham]

You know when the Botox has kicked in when you turn a corner and face blinding sun and can’t frown or squint anymore
Thursday wins at 8am.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

Girl math is spending £150 on a jumper cos it’s cold on the way home.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

Why do all Uber drivers like reversing on roads?

[georgina @georgina_askham]

Just wondering if it’s a requirement to have an attitude if you work for Vodafone cos they saltyyyyyyyy

[georgina @georgina_askham]

@FedExEurope explain why I have paid £150+ to still have delays on my parcel promised to be delivered tomorrow??

[georgina @georgina_askham]

The lack of initiative some people have astounds me.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

When you do your make-up and it’s 10/10 but know it won’t be as good for the wedding you’re going to next week. 🙃🙃🙃

[georgina @georgina_askham]

Burnt the top of mouth from being a greedy bitch. Hate myself.

[georgina @georgina_askham]

Lindsay is CHILDISH af. Her entitled attitude. I can’t deal. #SummerHouse

[georgina @georgina_askham]

Paige giving it to Austen when he slammed the door in her face is fucking brilliant. Live for her energy. #SummerHouse