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[🧜🏼‍♀️ @georginablu]

https://t.co/2cxjFCPLps

[kai ! 14 DAYS🕸️ @parkersjcnes]

we could’ve had it all………intg reprise into alaym we still talk about you

[Amy 🦖 @fiyercrows]

not now baby mommy’s got new riffs to learn

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

the gay nation was born here

[Sian Harries @sianharries_]

If there’s not enough tax to give nurses a living wage then here’s not enough tax to put a big expensive hat on a man who already has one

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Judging chart positions and radio play, I think the following 21st century songs are now officially in the Christmas canon

Kelly Clarkson - 'Underneath The Tree'

Leona Lewis - 'One More Sleep'

Ariana Grande - 'Santa Tell Me'

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

I’ve waited all year to tweet this 😂😂😂

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @georginablu]

@clxnnad deadly serious, that was the first that i’d heard

[Tom @puddlegrump]

London zoo not pissing around

[taha @KhanStopMe]

Zendaya did not do three seasons of Shake It Up (2010-2013) for people to disrespect her like this

[Dani @Dani_gibs]

You are either in ur orange squash phase or your blackcurrant squash phase and I’m entering back into the orange phase after a long blackcurrant one

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

[bug girl @buggirl]

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.

[Megan 🐼 @meganjcrabbe]

Every single time I try to fold a fitted sheet the voice of Terri Schuester shows up in my brain uninvited and says "if you can't fold a fitted sheet you cannot work at Sheets and Things."