Outback Phil

Words. he/him. Ally. SC&IG2. Stories+art+more:

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

<we are the cancer that ai is born with we will overcome we will overcome> *rubs eyes* sorry where was I

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[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

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[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

[Diary of a Takemusu Aikido Junkie, excerpt]: Here’s an idea… do a high fall out of tai-no-henko. Which is an idea I suspect Sensei would not approve of.

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

By jingo.

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

[Listening to roadworks at night while trying to sleep] Yep that’s the sound of us humans getting stuff done.

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

It’s a special kind of mindfulness; I invented it just then. It’s called <redacted> and think of everything at once.

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

I dived into this painting session thinking I’d work on his eyes but ended up doing only a small amount of work on the eyes and then making shadows darker on the face and when I put my paintbrush down it looked the same as when I had begun. So there’s more to do.

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

<deep breath>
Like thinking of a new way of digging a hole. With this robot thing robot head that eats rock and there’s hundreds of them on this mechanism and everything swallowed goes for processing and the hole is dug by lowering this giant contraption slowly downwards.
🧵

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

And then I realise there would be some engineering issues and maybe a giant vacuum might be needed too and then I realised if one day this is how they decide to dig for stuff underground well how about that.
Phew.

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

<bonus material>

A definition of “worth” that doesn’t rely on qualitative supposition or abstract thought? Also if it’s maths I hope it doesn’t converge to zero. Like one of them logs. Gotta watch out for them logs.

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

I got Covid and so I’m no longer a Novid and my dreams to become the only human being ever to not get Covid have been squashed. Add it to the list, Jeeves.

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

[Interview with the opposites brain clerk]

-What’s the opposite of right?
-Do you mean right, correct, or right and left right, or something else like “write” or “rite?”
-Ooh got anything for “wright?”
-“wleft”
-Bahaha nice.

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

++ Incoming brain pattern. Shove over monologue, it’s receptive brain feeling time where we push all the other voices to the side and focus only on what we can sense *moments later* ok back to monologue ++

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

*Sits bolt upright* I’M HAPPY WITH THIS MESS but, you know, I should probably clean up.

[Outback Phil @geowizzacist]

[Reminder to ask the doctor next time 1) if it’s possible to have both a sweet tooth and a sweet ear because as well as enjoying sweet food I also like listening to catchy stuff that might be bad for me and 2) get painkillers.]