George Smith

Send money.

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Everyone doing the Gangnam Style dance was the closest we've ever come to world peace

[GibiOfficial.bsky.social @GibiOfficial]

Google: how to not burn pancakes

[MowtenDoo 🔜 AnimeExpo @MowtenDoo]

The existence of Canada Dry implies the existence of Canada Wet

[George Smith @geowsmith]

Me: looks at cars for 5 seconds
YouTube: WE'RE CARVANA THE COMPANY THAT INVENTED CAR VENDING MACHINES AND BUYING A CAR ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ONLINE

[George Smith @geowsmith]

Cat's collar #spoilamoviein2words

[Olivia Reed @liv_reed17]

High school teachers: your college professors won’t be nearly as laid back as I am

My college professor:

[GibiOfficial.bsky.social @GibiOfficial]

Are tow trucks just ambulances for ambulances

[George Smith @geowsmith]

@tprstly The Empire Strikes Back

[Nick Roman @TheRomanNick]

Her: "He's probably thinking about some other woman."

Him: "If the trees in Oz are sentient, does that make the Tin Man a murderer?"

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Welcome back to twitter where everyone's angry and the retweets don't matter

[Coram Deo @Coram_Deo__]

Barber: what you want, fam?
Him: you know Toad from Mario Kart...
Barber: say no more

[George Smith @geowsmith]

@XanderMobusVO Yes

[Brian Firenzi @mrbrianfirenzi]

[to the tune of the spider man theme]

baby shoes,
never worn,
that’s cuz baby was never born

[George Smith @geowsmith]

The scariest thing about #AvengersEndgame is that Fortnite and dabbing will still be relevant in five years

[WatchMojo @WatchMojo]

#NationalSiblingsDay

[Arby's @Arbys]

Sir, this is an Arby’s

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Nation Celebrates Devout Christian Missionary By Getting Totally Hammered
https://t.co/wols0HDwfk

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

RT if you think Endgame will be a spicy meat-a-ballllll-aaaaaa

Like if yes