Gerald Carpenter

Busch Light enthusiast, Divorced 3x, Supporter of Trump and Lover of Blonde college girls 🍻

[Gerald Carpenter @GeraldCarp15]

Someone drank all the beer in my fridge and threw up in my bed last night. If anyone has helpful info please let me know.

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@giggatron0407 Have a day, nigga!

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@jimhateslibs Appreciate the love Jim

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Just saw an Asian woman turn onto the wrong side of a median. Some things never change.

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Reminiscing about 2009 Chris Johnson.
#Legend

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@SteveJohns19001 Golden miller looks beautiful Steve

[Gerald Carpenter @GeraldCarp15]

Call me Anakin cause I'm boutta kill some Yuenglings. #DarkSide

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@jimhateslibs Absolute classic Jim! Have a day sir 🍻

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Suns out. Bapple in my fridge. Flops on my feet. The left is heated.

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@jimhateslibs @Lloyd_Matthews_ @SteveJohns19001 @giggatron0407 @hawk_talker99 Fellas arriving at the foot

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Love watching this shidder guy not get drafted. White QBs reign supreme.

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Took a shit with no phone or entertainment. Just me and the pot. #ChangedMan

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@giggatron0407 We are fucking BACK. Love to see Mr. Reaves enjoying a day on the course 🍻

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Damn it Bryson

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@hawk_talker99 @ColemansJerker Don't insult THE Elliot Hayes

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@JimSchotz @SteveJohns19001 @giggatron0407 @hawk_talker99

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Gators won, Gerald made some nice green tonight. More beers and cigs to crush this weekend!

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@CentralDutchFB These skinny virgin boys sure love their music!

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@Curtigga Not a huge numbers guy Curt, but these numbers just aren't looking right to me