I may be across the pond, but I cannot let the day pass without wishing one of my best friends and favorite people on the planet a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! @tajrani… https://t.co/FixXN4Fzax
Not so well traveled girl next to me comes up to me on the plane saying “excuse me I’m 53C” and I’m like “yeah A (the seat I occupy) is the window, try again”