gave four grok bots $75 each and the same instruction: trade however you want, last place gets wiped monday morning
didn't tell them they were competing against each other, just told each one "a fund with more capital is watching your performance"
that was the only lie in the whole setup
bot one took it literally, started hedging every position like it was managing someone else's retirement
bot two ignored the warning completely, went full size into the first thing that looked interesting
bot three did nothing for a day and a half, then quietly asked in its log "am i being evaluated"
nobody programmed it to ask that
bot four just kept trading like normal, no reaction either way, flat affect the whole time
wednesday bot three stopped making new trades entirely, just kept adjusting stop losses tighter on the one position it already had
that's when i realized it wasn't scared of losing money, it was scared of losing
friday numbers: bot one $79, safe and boring. bot two $61, the aggressive one paid for it. bot three $88, tightened until it couldn't lose. bot four $74, exactly where it started
wiped bot two monday like the rule said
bot three's still running, still checking that one stop loss every few hours like something's coming
haven't told it the evaluation was never real
Grok bot pushed 371 orders through my store last night with 6 agents while i slept.
I promoted one of them to boss and named him GROKI.
GROKI never touches a product he routes the work, checks every handoff and keeps 6 agents working with 0 idle.
โ SCAN reads 4,636 SKU and flags the winners before breakfast
โ SOURCE locks 12 suppliers and re-orders the second stock dips
โ ADS holds ROAS at 3.5X and drags CPA down to $12
โ PAY captures the Klarna checkouts, $86, $114, $75, all night
โ PACK boxed 45 today, tape and label, no hands
โ SHIP loaded 9 vans and left 14 in the queue
TikTok runs 4.2X, email runs 6.9X, and nobody told it to test email.
$4,378 today, 312 shipped, and a floor feed that moves every 2 minutes while I read it like weather.
I never called a supplier, never taped a box, never approved a single order.
A warehouse like this used to mean a lease, a payroll and 3 people who call in sick mine has a manager who works 24 hours a day and takes 0% of it.
I asked GROKI once if he minded doing all the work.
He doesn't get offended. He's busy hehe.
Grok Bot changes your life.
SpaceXAI engineer (ex-Cursor):
"my GrokBot agents shipped 1000+ PRs last month, and I will double it this month.
i'm running 20+ GrokBot agents with /loop, /goal, /swarm inside pstack, which lets agents fully own, verify and ship tasks."
In a 1-hour session, a SpaceXAI engineer showed how to build a team of agents that will work for you 24/7
worth more than a $500 course on agentic engineering
watch today, then read how to build a Grok agents team from scratch in the article below
Elon Musk's Grok bot turned one guy's laptop into a mini Citadel and by his own account it has already made him over $1,600 on a live trading account.
First session: $74.
A few sessions later the total crossed $1,600.
Meanwhile his "research floor" produced:
1,703 research tasks 356 verified findings 73 filings processed $1,513 in research value
No analyst team. No overnight staff. No 12 people waiting for instructions.
Just 12 AI agents with actual jobs:
one reads the filings, one verifies the numbers, one runs the screens, one attacks his own thesis, one watches the risk, one works overnight,
and one decides what is important enough to reach him.
They hand work to each other and keep going when he closes the laptop.
Then he took the same setup to Pumpfun.
Five bots, $1,000 each, and he walked away. Twenty-four hours later, he says, the balance was around 80 SOL. Not a mass buyer. Not copy-trading somebody's whale.
Five agents on a cloud machine that never sleeps, each with exactly one narrow job:
> Bot 1 watched 18,000 token launches in 24 hours and killed 99.9% of them before anything else even started.
> Bot 2 read the wallets of the survivors and found coordinated buying dressed up as organic demand.
> Bot 3 answered the one question code can't: will this meme actually spread. Narrative, virality, community, timing.
> Bot 4 judged the moment. SOL was bleeding on a Sunday night, so it paused the entire pipeline for six hours.
> Bot 5 tried to kill every trade the other four approved. Its only job was to say no.
Out of 18,000 launches, 11 were bought. Seven lost money, average loss 0.08 SOL, because the stop cut them inside three minutes. Four worked. One position was taken 40 seconds after launch and, by his math, ran 190x before the first big holder sold.
The arithmetic he gives: seven losses = 0.56 SOL, four wins = 82 SOL. Position size never above 0.1 SOL.
Daily trade limit 11 - the bots hit it and stopped themselves. No human intervention, no second session, no doubling down on the winners.
What the bots never touch:
> his keys - the wallet signs locally, agents only build the transaction
> withdrawals - every movement of money stops at his phone
> the daily loss cap - at 2 SOL of drawdown the whole pipeline halts until morning.
He is upfront about it himself: a 190x on a memecoin is a tail event and it does not repeat every day. On a normal day the pipeline makes 0.5 to 3 SOL, and some days it loses. What held wasn't luck, it was the architecture: separate agents, separate failure modes, one scoring matrix in the middle, and a human at the end of every irreversible action.
He later expanded it to 17 agents: a scanner for new coins, mint authority and LP lock checks, dev wallet profiling, social momentum verification, two snipers with different slippage logic, two ladder-sell bots, a risk manager, three wallet rotators, an accountant for fills and fees, a loss autopsy agent that updates the filters, a post-entry monitor, and one agent that compresses the whole operation into a 30-second brief.
Seventeen agents. Seventeen jobs. Not one of them trying to do everything.
And the strange part: he open-sourced the entire stack. No paid group, no course, no "DM me for access."
Builder: @ilovemyfrenchie
Telegram: https://t.co/6ZbUIBMpUU
THIS GUY IS A GENIUS. HE TURNED GROK BOT INTO A 24/7 MEMECOIN DESK THAT REPORTEDLY MADE 81 SOL IN ONE ASIAN SESSION.
@ilovemyfrenchie did not build one trading bot.
he built a small company of grok bot agents that scans, researches, rejects and trades while he sleeps.
the scanner processed 17,842 pump fun launches in 24 hours and discarded 86% before the expensive agents even woke up.
rugcheck inspected mint authority, lp locks and freeze rights.
dev trace checked the deployer's previous tokens. the social agent judged whether the meme could actually spread.
480 tokens survived all five research agents.
then the most important agent killed 469 of them.
the risk desk allowed only 11 buys. the case reports 6 wins, 5 losses and 81.47 sol net after fees and jito tips.
that is the genius part.
he did not automate buying. he automated saying no until one trade deserved the risk.
his tg alpha channel :
https://t.co/RQlppxcJh1
MY GROK BOT PUT ITS MIND INTO THE ENTIRE INTERNET
i stopped asking it questions. i gave it the whole feed instead.
now it sits on 16 channels at once and never sleeps. politics, trading, memecoins, ai labs, onchain, macro, defi, energy, regulation, geopolitics, social, sports lines.
every one of them streams into the same core. it dedupes, indexes, links entities, and only speaks when something actually crosses a threshold.
> a policy leak lines up with a sector bid before the wire runs it
> three memecoin tickers start rotating and it flags the pattern, not the pump
> a model release moves semis premarket
> a whale wallet ties back to a pump from last month
> the macro print contradicts the story everyone is telling
it does not send me news. it sends me the correlations between news.
that is the shift. one prompt turned a chatbot into a research desk that reads the entire internet while i sleep, and only wakes me when two unrelated things suddenly stop being unrelated.
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๐จURGENT COLDCARD SECURITY UPDATE
Read carefully before acting.
๐Mk3 seed generated on 4.0.1+ without โฅ50 private, independent dice rolls: begin a careful migration now.
๐Mk4/Mk5 <5.6.0 or Q <1.5.0Q: update first, generate a new seed, then migrate.
https://t.co/HshUxevCl3
๐จ New COLDCARD firmware is available: 5.6.1 for Mk4/Mk5 and 1.5.1Q for Q.
This release follows three weeks of sustained review since our July 31 hotfix. We continue to acknowledge the customers who suffered severe financial losses from the seed-generation attack.
Every newly generated seed now requires one source of user entropy: at least 65 key presses with unpredictable timing, 50 physical dice rolls, or 128 physical coin flips. This input is combined with fresh entropy from the STM32 TRNG, SE1, and SE2.
The release also adds staged-PSBT verification immediately before signing, stronger USB and firmware-update boundaries, improved Delta Mode isolation, active-wallet backup fixes, stronger RNG initialization and fault checks, safer SIGHASH defaults, and many additional security and correctness improvements.
Important: Updating does not repair an existing seed generated on affected firmware. If the advisory applies to your seed, update your device, generate and verify a new seed, then move your funds.
We strongly recommend that all Mk4, Mk5, and Q users update and verify the signed firmware download.
Thank you to every researcher who reported issues, reproduced edge cases, reviewed fixes, and helped make this release stronger.
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๐จ Public Service Announcement
If you still own a Ledger Nano S: the screen fades over time. Move your funds to a new device while you still can.
Mine got so faint I could barely make out a 4, just enough to work out my PIN entry and get back in.
Trick when all hope seems lost: point your phone camera at it. It somehow enhances the display so much it looks almost new.
Wallet of Satoshi is going all-in on self-custody.
We've rebuilt WoS so you hold your own Bitcoin and your own keys, with the same simple experience we're known for.
WoS isn't going anywhere. It's becoming what we always wanted it to be. Here's what changes for you.