sgomondi

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Sahii therapeutic night drives zimeisha, unasimama kwa balcony unapiga nduru mbili smart unaendelea na maisha

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Being in a failed state at your prime is truly devastating.

[J. @Jahmu__]

Ndio kuingia nitafutie state house 43 million ya leo

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

A 9–5 will humble you. One minute you’re passionate, next minute you’re calculating how many sick days you have left.

[biggy @Achurke__]

talking stage haifai kupita three minutes
~Russian proverb

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You’ll be okay if you stay in tonight.”

We finally have a line to use for future kids 😭😂

[nweme israel @hk7_538]

Driving is basically you reading the mind of the next guy and hoping they’re not idiots.

[Waltez @_jambaqaSnr]

Lakini tweeps have the funniest solutions walai ule jamaa alipotea Two Rivers akawasha sigara ndo atolewe nje bado hunimaliza🤣

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year-old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to increase my salary😭😭😂.

[J. @Jahmu__]

This is why big corporates need to take a stand too, nobody is safe from this stupid government #SiriNiNumbers

[Limo @Limorio_]

Do you realize how low you have to sink for the Association of Broadcasters from Uganda; a country led by Yoweri Museveni, to call you out on violating media freedom and democracy?

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Sisi kama cousins tuko funkie. #SiriNiNumbers

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

You can't do a renovation of over 100m alafu useme hutaki wageni !!
#SiriNiNumbers

[Edwin Nganyi @EdwinNgany]

Wacha tu nibaki kwa laptops😂😂😭

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

We should just cancel April Fools this year. Ain’t no prank topping reality.

[Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏ @D_1andOnly_]

This the realest nigga shit I've ever seen.

[🅜🅐🅝🅤 @Manukagia]

Jirani yangu Gen Z aliuliza landlord “pesa nilikupea last month ushamaliza? unatumia pesa vibaya wewe” . Hio ndio confidence nataka.

[Shaquille Oatmeal @Nyamburah_]

Ni tugonjwa wapi? 🥹