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ally. 25. she/they. 🆒 copy editor and donut slinger

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i don’t “come on too strong” i’m just buff sorry you’re weak

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

HE’S REPLACING NPR WITH BREITBART !?!?!?

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@ridetheferry hey bestie where you at 🧐

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@PopBase Moo deng is also a baby that cannot read

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You’re telling me the only finalized voter data we have so far is from a town of 6 in NH that voted 50/50???

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@kenziesversion the way i would’ve hidden the sd card so fucking fast

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@NJTRANSIT hey so can you give me my money back or post the bus tickets to my account

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is this happening to anyone else watching on peacock #Debate2024

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@Gene43020386 i’m sure she’ll cancel it anyway she just canceled ATG

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.@GovParsonMO, please do not let Missouri execute
@innocence @the_MIP client #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent person — where there is overwhelming evidence that his trial was constitutionally unfair — on 9/24.

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security at the drag bar came up to us and said “you see that disco ball over there? don’t touch it” and i wasn’t planning on it but now i want to

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@xrachaelxoxo perhaps an app that only he can post on and you can only give him money?

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#LisbonTStheErasTour

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I KNOW HES BLUSHING RN #pariststheerastour

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SO HAPPY THAT MY TRAVVY MADE IT TO THE BIG GAMEEEEE
#pariststheerastour

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a fifth maroon has hit the tower #ParisTSTheErasTour

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@swiftballers @swifferstruggle

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IM A PROPHET #ParisTStheErasTour

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the jacket and the snare is totally giving the black parade #ParisTStheErasTour

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giving baldur’s gate #ParisTStheErasTour

[ebony @stilllgotscars]

okay sure, we lost the cat-swatting-stuff-off-the-table performance (tolerate it), but we gained the cat-gliding-around-on-a-roomba performance (waolom), and that’s a very reasonable trade-off imo